i like smoking drinking killing fucking

harley - any prns - 18 pfp by @bogdreamz

[mattjohnsontulpa]

hiiiiiii this is the sideblog for @jewlshardz for matt johnson posting (ntbts, dirties, opav, etc.) I don’t actually have a matt johnson tulpa my username is a joke

important video:

[marmsart]

matt and jay magical girl attack for ~pinkwomanjesse on artfight

[kingofallgirls]

it's me.

The Dirties (2013) / Nirvanna The Band The Show The Movie (2025)

[madagascar2]

web jay in his red hoodie for the requests maybe.. love your stuff :)

yay yay wahoo!

[jaredtime]

explicit mattjay fic but when matt tells jared to get out of the house so he and jay can fuck we lose our pov of them having sex and go watch jared get a bagel instead

[sunburnt-brian]

[mattjohnsontulpa]

I once saw someone do a parody of that one family guy tweet with ntbts but I don’t think it works nearly as well because unlike family guy nirvanna the band the show genuinely is very low quality and just about matt and jay putting on various minxy outfits

[theparacosmologist]

matt johnson watchlist

his work and things referenced in interviews/ ntbts etc. also plenty of tv referenced that isnt on here like pinky in the brain, summer heig

my list #mylist

[theparacosmologist]

zapruder

my sources btw

[mattjohnsontulpa]

mattjay moirallegiance

[imsupposedtobestudying-whoops]

it is done, finally.... I thought I'd have to post this without any movie looks, but luckily my local review theatre showed it again for Canada Day! ⭐️🇨🇦💥 In chronological order... kinda... some episodes the boys didn't have matching looks so I occasionally mixed and matched to get as many similar pairs in there! 🎶 🖋

[blessyouhawkeye]

jay, i have a feeling things are going to work out okay for us

[buddygrouse]

matt and robin hood

[peanutlolxd]

Be free girlvanna

[ilchul00]

something terrible is happening to me in regards to the movie opav

[crittaslink]

stressing him out.

[jaredtime]

Whenever i see those AUs where Jay is in other movies with Matt i internally do the same for Jared and Luca but with absolutely zero bearing on the plot or characters whatsoever. My new AU idea is that Luca was in The Dirties but he went to school in Ottawa and is 12 and doesn't know anyone so it doesn't really matter. Hope everyone is looking forward to it

[jaredtime]

Luca was in Operation Avalanche but he didn't know about any of that. When he saw man land on the moon it kickstarted a life-long interest in space, culminating in him being chosen for NASA's 1985 "Sicilian in Space" program for the Challenger space shuttle

[jaredtime]

Whenever i see those AUs where Jay is in other movies with Matt i internally do the same for Jared and Luca but with absolutely zero bearing on the plot or characters whatsoever. My new AU idea is that Luca was in The Dirties but he went to school in Ottawa and is 12 and doesn't know anyone so it doesn't really matter. Hope everyone is looking forward to it

[jaredtime]

Luca was in Operation Avalanche but he didn't know about any of that. When he saw man land on the moon it kickstarted a life-long interest in space, culminating in him being chosen for NASA's 1985 "Sicilian in Space" program for the Challenger space shuttle