#harmony wolf

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During a chance break in a diving vacation among The Three Wolves and the Divin' Wolf Pups

[Mise en scene: At supper, featuring sloppy Janes--that's a sloppy Joe, but made with ground turkey--and kettle-cooked potato crisps] HOKEY WOLF, rather excitedly in the Sgt. Bilko stylee: Now, Ding, how have those explotatory sessions with Harmony Wolf been going? DING-A-LING: I have to admit, Hokey, that Harmony Wolf is a rather wonderful gal, not just when it comes to diving, but also in LOVE!!! And when you're in bed with her, it can't help but feel delightful! HOKEY WOLF: Most glad to hear, Ding boy! And besides, what could feel more relaxing than making love, to begin with? DING-A-LING: Diving ... especially to the bottom of the lake, where me and Harmony can be rather fascinating in close company! HOKEY WOLF: For one who keeps insisting I'm his hero, you wonder how much longer before Harmony takes over-- [Suddenly, with another round of sloppy Janes--] HARMONY WOLF: Correct me if I'm wrong, but didn't Ding-a-Ling say some rather interesting things about me just now? HOKEY WOLF, with the legendary glibness: He did, my gal; indeed, he did! [Whereupon Harmony Wolf gets into some interesting conversations with Ding-a-Ling about some of his summer experiences with her, much of which is unlikely to be of serious interest to the average Hanna-Barbera fan]

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Following a diving session with Harmony Wolf and Loopy De Loop at some lake in northern Minnesota

LOOPY De LOOP, with quite the smile on his face: My gal, wasn't it exciting the way we were diving like we did, and just wearing ourselves as well? HARMONY WOLF, trying to maintain composure: How was I to know you could make love like you did underwater, to begin with? LOOPY De LOOP, in his exuberance: Isn't lupine love fascinating?

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After an afterlunch diving session with the Divin' Wolf Pups (Bon-Bon and Ding-a-Ling by names)

HARMONY WOLF, more or less "den mother" of the session in the lake: I just have to admit there, diving down to about 20 feet, what could have felt more fascinating? DING-A-LING, rather cheeky about it: Just the sheer feeling between our legs, and just wearing ourselves in the bargain! BON-BON, ever the cheeky one, notwithstanding his being nephew to "ze good wolf," Loopy De Loop: Doesn't it seem to feel that way whenever we go underwater? HARMONY WOLF, chuckling at the thought: Clearly, boys, such should be nothing to be ashamed of when we're in the water. It can't help but feel so wonderful!

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Following an interesting diving experience such as Ding-a-Ling had with Harmony Wolf, wearing but themselves all along

HARMONY WOLF, ever the fascinating one underwater and then some: I'd just have to say there, Ding ... that dive we just had couldn't have felt more fascinating! DING-A-LING, trying not to be too cheeky here: Though I do have to admit things felt especially interesting between my legs! HARMONY WOLF, chuckling at the observation: It's bound to happen to the best of us sometimes ... DING-A-LING: Have you ever met Peter Potamus? He's certain to share plenty of diving-related adventures with you! HARMONY WOLF, deep in thought: I believe I've met him on occasion, and you can just IMAGINE the thigh-slappers of diving experiences such as he can relate! But back to our dive just now ... nothing could have felt more wondrous there, Ding, leading you like I did into an experience like no other! DING-A-LING: And what an interesting time we experienced on the lake bottom, with the sun streaming through like it did.... HARMONY WOLF: Now honestly, Ding ... didn't it feel so cute the way we hugged each other underwater like we did on the lake bottom? DING-A-LING: It was certainly true love! [And both must be blushing at the revelation!!]

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So Hokey Wolf and Ding-a-Ling are about to go for some diving when the scene is as follows (apologies Damon Runyon):

HOKEY WOLF, making clear the point of the whole: Now mind you, Ding, this experience with my gal Harmony Wolf is going to be a mystery sort of dive; you can never know what to expect in advance here! DING-A-LING, in his hyperjuvenile exuberance: You mean to explain, Hokey, that we're going on a dive whose objects are all the more unlikely? HOKEY WOLF: You could say as much, Ding; and besides, my gal Harmony can certainly get to be all the more attractive sort of wolf underwater! [Whereupon Ding-a-Ling goes into a wolf whistle to show appreciation for his--howbeit imagined--perception of Harmony Wolf's looks, prompting this rebuke from Hokey:] Ding, enough with the wolf whistle routine! It's getting hackneyed, and besides, such is a gross disparagement upon us of the lupine race! [And at any rate, Hokey and Ding-a-Ling arrive in the presence of Harmony Wolf, who can't help but show wonderment at Ding-a-Ling as much as Hokey in preparing for the dive, especially wearing but herself. Perhaps it might be best to have you, gentle Old Hanna-Barberians out there, see if you can come up with the continuation....]

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Girlfriends and the Peter Potamus Magic Divers

It just so happens that there's a few members of the Magic Divers who have girlfriends along for as much romantic interest as sharing the dive experience--and Peter Potamus doesn't seem to mind. As in:

Harmony Wolf being the shared romantic and dive interest of The Three Wolves (Loopy De Loop, Hokey Wolf and Mildew Wolf); and

Breezly Bruin's own amour, Betty Bruin.

Such are technically considered "in relationships" more than anything, and quite often join along with the dive experience. And who could blame them for having such diving-type prowess underwater as much as the romantic sort?

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A Divin' Wolf Pups headcannon

Picture this: Early morning, at a divers' bivouac up among the World-Renowned and Far-Famed Ten Thousand Lakes of Minnesota where the Three Wolves (and the Divin' Wolf Pups, as in Bon-Bon, Loopy de Loop's nephew, and Ding-a-Ling, boon compadre to Hokey Wolf) are having a diver's holiday.

And it turns out that the common romantic interest, Harmony Wolf, is along for as much the dive as keeping things company.

This particular morning, though, in the early morning fog and mist of northern Minnesota's lakes, Harmony Wolf, wearing essentially herself, leads on our wolf pup divers (also wearing themselves, for the most part) into an underwater game of "hide-and-go-seek" which turns out to be as much amusing as fascinating, considering the romantic charm Harmony Wolf possesses making time with her all so playful, even underwater.

Which Ding-a-Ling finds especially fascinating.

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After quite the night of lovemaking vis-a-vis Mildew Wolf and Harmony Wolf at a diver's camp with the Three Wolves

HARMONY WOLF, slightly seductively: For a wolf with a name like Mildew, I couldn't help but notice where you made such interesting love like you did!

MILDEW WOLF, resignedly: I admit that I otherwise felt lonely and in need for some comfort through the night, especially after so many nights of bad dreams about a certain Bow-Wow Buttinski Who Shall Remain Nameless!

HARMONY WOLF: At least you felt so ... wonderful!

MILDEW WOLF: Who else wouldn't under the circumstances?