#harringroveincorrect

[every-dayiwakeup]

Billy "if I fits I sits" Hargrove and Steve "if you don't get your ass out of my face I'll bite it" Harrington

Steve "are you sure this is safe" Harrington and Billy "probably not" Hargrove

Steve "do I smell something burning" Harrington and Billy "your toast has been ready for ten minutes" Hargrove

Steve "study day and night" Harrington and Billy "I'll leave it up to fate" Hargrove

Billy "where do you think you're going mister" Hargrove and Steve "to the bathroom" Harrington

Steve "please brush your hair babe" Harrington and Billy "it's for the aesthetic" Hargrove

Billy "are you annoyed yet" Hargrove and Steve "I'm starting to be" Harrington

Steve "my patience is wearing thin" Harrington and Billy "like your hairline" Hargrove

Steve "why isnt the car moving" Harrington and Billy "Maybe because it's in park Steven" Hargrove

Billy "why do you put up with me" Hargrove and Steve "I've put up with a lot worse don't test me" Harrington

Billy "Ratio" Hargrove and Steve "keep math out of this" Harrington

Steve "please slow down we're going to be late" Harrington and Billy "do you hear yourself" Hargrove

Steve "have you looked in the mirror" Harrington and Billy "have you?" Hargrove

Steve "I went to the bakery" Harrington and Billy "do I not have enough cake for you" Hargrove

Steve "I love you unconditionally" Harrington and Billy "how dare you say that" Hargrove

Steve "are you okay" Harrington and Billy "am I ever okay" Hargrove

Billy "what were you thinking" Hargrove and Steve "nothing" Harrington (works both ways hehe)

Steve "you could've died" Harrington and Billy "but I didn't" Hargrove

Billy "how can you love me" Hargrove and Steve "how can I not" Harrington

Billy "are you really wearing that outfit in public" Hargrove and Steve "if it embarrasses you yes" Harrington

Billy "please don't fall in love with me" Hargrove and Steve "too late" Harrington

Steve "do you think this is funny" Harrington and Billy "oh you're not laughing" Hargrove

Billy "pay attention to me" Hargrove and Steve "dude don't make me get a restraining order" Harrington

Steve "I don't smell" Harrington and Billy "allow me to bring you back to earth" Hargrove

Steve "I'm stupid" Harrington and Billy "that's okay, I'll just out stupid you" Hargrove

Billy "I'm an asshole" Hargrove and Steve "why do you think I like you so much" Harrington

Steve "why are you laughing" Harrington and Billy "why aren't you laughing" Hargrove

Billy "giggles at funerals" Hargrove, Eddie "places bets on who's going to sing at the altar" Munson and Steve "God isn't real but the devil is" Harrington

Steve "sit up straight" Harrington and Billy "i literally can't" Hargrove +(Bonus- Robin "and on Pride Month" Buckley)

Billy "I'm very disappointed in you" Hargrove and Steve "is it because I'm bi" Harrington

*****

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@ouizzyharringrove

@harringroveho

@hephaestn

@emeraldwitches

@shipworm

@whoringrove

@polaris-ursae

@geormenia

@spaceboxkitty

@thatawkwardlittlefangirl

@wixterirox

[every-dayiwakeup]

Billy "I could go on" Hargrove and Steve "please dont" Harrington

Steve "put the razor down we can talk about this" Harrington and Billy "I fear no man but that mustache gives me the heebie jeebies" Hargrove

Steve "get out of my face" Harrington and Billy "you're gonna have to kiss me first" Hargrove

Steve "I'm tired let me sleep" Harrington and Billy "mcdonalds drive thru is open 24/7 why aren't you" Hargrove

Billy "gift cards aren't gifts" Hargrove and Steve "so you don't want this target card then" Harrington

Steve "here's your present" Harrington and Billy "did it come with a receipt" Hargrove

Eddie "robs people with a stapler" Munson and Billy "this face isn't made to be hidden under a ski mask" Hargrove

Steve "let it go" Harrington and Billy "of course babe just hold my Coach purse" Hargrove

Steve "do you own a shirt" Harrington and Billy "but then I'd be blocking your view 🥺" Hargrove

Bonus: How to make Steve Harrington Cry

Steve: If you take fruit from the produce and don't pay for it, what does that make you?

Chrissy: A thief

Steve: 😁👍

Robin: A fucking entrepreneur

Steve: 😑🤌

Billy: A professional sampler

Steve: 😃🔫

Eddie: Wait we aren't supposed to do that?

Steve: 😭

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@geormenia

@shipworm

@emeraldwitches

@thatawkwardlittlefangirl

@polaris-ursae

@spaceboxkitty

@wixterirox

@ouizzyharringrove

@whoringrove

@harringroveho

[every-dayiwakeup]

Billy "when did we get a dog" Hargrove and Steve "I have no idea what you're talking about" Harrington

Billy "I never cry during titantic" Hargrove and Steve "of course not but here's some kleenex I bought it in bulk" Harrington

Steve "did you eat the last cookie" Harrington and Billy "absolutely not" Hargrove

Billy "if you hide my curling iron you're dead meat" Hargrove and Steve "you said they were natural" Harrington

Steve "is that a bird is that a plane" Harrington and Billy "it's a fucking trash bag Steve" Hargrove

Billy "what is that smell" Hargrove and Steve "I'm sorry it slipped out" Harrington (like a ninja 💀)

Steve "whats wrong" Harrington and Billy "I'm glad you asked" Hargrove

Steve "wow that house looks nice" Harrington and Billy "we passed it five times please look at the fucking map" Hargrove

Billy "can we stop at McDonald's" Hargrove and Steve " but we have food at home" Harrington

Steve "I love you" Harrington and Billy "but at what cost" Hargrove

Steve "my allowance and my sanity" Harrington and Billy "what are you implying" Hargrove

Billy "don't be stupid" Hargrove and Steve "is that a challenge" Harrington (it goes both ways honestly)

Steve "it's a beautiful day" Harrington and Billy "it's fucking raining outside, Steven" Hargrove

Steve "did you just flash me" Harrington and Billy "so what if I did" Hargrove

Steve "I have to pee" Harrington and Billy "we just passed a rest stop" Hargrove

Steve "why are you like this" Harrington and Billy "Because I was born this way" Hargrove

Steve "is your hand on my ass" Harrington and Billy "how do you know it's my hand" Hargrove

Steve "I saw you eat my donut" Harrington and Billy "what are you the sugar police" Hargrove

Billy "I have no soul" Hargrove and Steve "dude you're squeezing my hand" Harrington

Billy "I choose violence" Hargrove and Steve "just don't get arrested" Harrington

Billy "did you just boop me" Hargrove and Steve "You're seeing things" Harrington

Steve "You're not you when you're hungry" Harrington and Billy "so according to my therapist I'm always hungry" Hargrove

Steve "wanna go to the movies" Harrington and Billy "fine but only because you get a senior discount"Hargrove

Steve "this whole stupid act isn't fooling me" Harrington and Billy "you think this is an act" Hargrove

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Tags: (always open hehe)

@polaris-ursae

@ouizzyharringrove

@shipworm

@thatawkwardlittlefangirl

@whoringrove

@spaceboxkitty (welcome 🥰🥰🥰)

@emeraldwitches

@geormenia

@wixterirox

@harringroveho

[every-dayiwakeup]

Billy is the type of guy who yells everything:

A restaurant order

A question in class

Hyping someone up

So when he confesses to his feelings to a certain brown eyed boy, Steve feels like he just got insulted or something

Steve gets used to it, though. He even has a name for Billy when he gets especially loud: "Sparky"

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@emeraldwitches

@wixterirox

@hardestgrove

@whoringrove

@ouizzyharringrove

@geormenia

@can-i-ship-in-queering-peace

[every-dayiwakeup]

Thinking about Billy breaking into Steve's house repeatedly without being detected, and one day Steve finds Billy Hargrove sleeping soundly in his bed, wearing his clothes (they're stretched out a bit, and the blonde's tummy is showing, but all Steve is thinking is that Hargrove actually looks... really cute), his face buried in his pillows, hugging his teddy bear.

Tags:

@ouizzyharringrove

@emeraldwitches

@geormenia

@wixterirox

@hardestgrove

@can-i-ship-in-queering-peace

@whoringrove

@harringroveho

[every-dayiwakeup]

No one:

Billy: Did you know that Doritos can catch on fire?

Steve: 😑

[every-dayiwakeup]

I offer you two scenarios:

Billy won't get out of Steve's way, and he just won't stop talking, so Steve lifts him up with his hands under Billy's armpits, and sets him out into the hall

Billy trying to bribe a child to stop crying

"I'll give you twenty bucks if you keep quiet," Billy hisses at the bawling toddler, trying to wrestle his wallet out of his too-tight jeans.

Steve looks on, torn between wanting to laugh and putting a stop to Billy's bullshit. He'd rather jump in an acid tank than admit it, but Big Bad Billy Hargrove being duped by a tiny child is both hilarious and... really freaking cute.

The dream he used to have of a white picket fence and six kids comes to mind. Only it's not Nancy he's with at the altar; it's Billy Hargrove.

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Tags:

@ouizzyharringrove

@suspiciouslackofclowns

@jaethecreator

@emeraldwitches

@geormenia

@polaris-ursae

@spaceboxkitty

@wixterirox

@shipworm

@thatawkwardlittlefangirl

@whoringrove

@hephaestn

@hardestgrove

@harringroveho

@steveharringronsupport

[every-dayiwakeup]

Steve buying Billy a milkshake and snacks everytime they go shopping (Billy claims he trusts that Steve knows him by now, but a man can only take so many tantrums about not getting the right flavor ice cream). It keeps Billy's mouth busy and full, so they're both happy