#harrythighles

[chasm2018]

There is so much to love about Harry. While his thighs may not be at the top of your list of reasons you love him, we’re here to make the case that they should at least be top 10.

(x) This weekend 24-25 February, @chasm2018 will be making her case for Harry’s thighs. Whether he’s wearing skinny jeans or nothing at all, #HarryThighles is delicious!

If you would like to join our team or if you have any ideas for themes we are always happy to hear from you! All the love, @chasm2018 , @harolinastyles & @ihearthes

[valencing]

reply round-up this is a mess

harry had one of those hyperrealistic sex dolls made of himself and brought it to work as his stunt double #confirmed

now that i’ve seen that creepyass thing i think harry should sue it for sexual harassment

veryspecificfantasies replied to your post “sashayed replied to your post: so like i have listened to zero…”

i spend approximately zero time in my real life or entertainment listening to white dudes but psa is dudes being COMIC BUT ENRAGED abt things i am ALSO enraged abt and i find it v soothing??? like today they got furious abt systemic sexual harassment at fox and it’s just…nice to hear dudes being mad at horrible without u having to tell them why!! obvs less sublime than magic mike 2 but like similar feeling tbh 

OMG YOU NAILED IT!!! IT WAS!!!! IT WAS THAT MAGIC MIKE FEELING!!!!! like they were so mad and they had the background info and they weren’t spouting garbage like “if something like this happened to my wife/daughter/sister blah blah blah” it was just pure and unforced indignation and YES it was so soothing!!!

fcktaken replied to your post “baking-soda: south china sea Jon Lovett/Tommy Vietor | 1774 words |…”

damn it val, i dont know who these people are, it is hockey fic all over again! but well you said ‘read it’ so ofc i read it and iT WAS GLORIOUS! it doesn’t even matter who they are, good for them to have some stress relief and maybe a happy ending for their pining while saving the world.

\o/ i love that you gave it a chance even though you’re not in the fandom and that YOU IDENTIFIED IT AS THE GENIUS LITERATURE THAT IS!!! ahhhh that makes me so happy :D :D :D

baking-soda replied to your post “sashayed replied to your post: so like i have listened to zero…”

i did not think i wanted to every hear a man again but apparently my FANTASY for a world where even three men are not horrible and instead care a lot and are trying to help overrode my horrible misandry

that said i understand so much literally never wanting to hear a man speak again

right? same on both counts!! 

taketothesea replied to your post “sashayed replied to your post: so like i have listened to zero…”

PSA is the only white dudes I can stand to listen to atm, with a side does of chris hayes on occasion.

i’m gonna admit i’ve never seen his show but i just googled him and i approve of his glasses? hmmm

bennyschwa replied to your post “baking-soda: south china sea Jon Lovett/Tommy Vietor | 1774 words |…”

oh my god… crooked media FIC?? i’m truly blessed 

MAY THERE BE MANY MANY MORE!!!!!

sashayed replied to your post “sashayed replied to your post: so like i have listened to zero…”

THANK U THIS IS SUPER HELPFUL! also fyi i think lovett came to several parties at my home when i lived in a DC Gay Mafia group house in 2009-11 POSSIBLY INCLUDING our Bad Gay Movie Cinemafest, a monthlong Sundance of Bad Gay Movies

O M G that seems so right, lovett seems like an A+ person to watch bad gay movie with. please, if you can recall any charming/embarrassing (to lovett) anecdotes, send them my way 

baking-soda replied to your post “so last night i received the following urgent inquiry from a certain…”

TO SUCK HIS DICK I WANNA FUCKING DIE (thats an answer 2 ur last question) I’m sorry I’m a nightmare today

remember when i didnt want to go full hockey abt this lol 

lmao it’s all over. we TRIED!!!! we WANTED to be mature about this!!! also as to your first point, i don’t see another possible interpretation, excellent intuition, case closed. 

[sashayed]

i wish i’d never googled “dc hockey man looks like tim riggins.” i wish the ring had never come to me

[invisibooty]

Catie, meanwhile, has discovered hockey it seems, and my dashboard is starting to look like the advent of 1D all over again

[valencing]

harrythighles replied to your post “sashayed replied to your post “lotstradamus replied to your post...”

Val did you see Tom Wilson before you blacklisted the new tags

IS HE THE TIM RIGGINS ONE BC IF SO HE WAS MY ORIGINAL BLACKLISTSPO I’M SORRY I LOVE YOU AND I KNOW I HAVE MERCILESSLY INFLICTED SUPERHEROES, POLITICS, AND POLLSTERS ON YOU AND YOU WERE TOO GRACIOUS TO EVER COMPLAIN, ALL THIS IS NO MORE THAN I DESERVE

baking-soda replied to your post “shout out to the last seven ppl on earth not into hockey”

Same tho

fitofpique replied: 

Ha ha! You are not alone, my friend. I wish I could make everyone falling into hockey fandom experience what it's like to grow up in a Canadian household with a hockey playing brother so they would be inoculated against this horrible disease. Bleh.

kittenstyles replied:

lol-ing at tilda's tags and that one person's comment about not being into young white fit boys anymore. ME TOO

tilda reblogged your post and added:

i’m with you too val. wtf.

IN THESE HARD TIMES IT’S SO EASY TO FEEL HELPLESS, ISOLATED AND OVERWHELMED. HOWEVER, WE CAN TAKE HEART IN THE KNOWLEDGE THAT WE HAVE MORE LOVE AND SUPPORT THAN WE KNOW. #ImWithThem

tarastarr1 replied to your post “shout out to the last seven ppl on earth not into hockey”

I worried about missing Check Please stuff, but you can whitelist stuff so it'll show up even if another part of the post is blacklisted.

LIFEHACKS FOR THIS STRANGE NEW WORLD!! 

theroadverytravelled replied to your post “lotstradamus replied to your post “shout out to the last seven ppl on...”

"I can’t get into young white fit boys anymore. No more." lord, SAME ✊�� i feel like my friends getting into hockey is like sam watching frodo get on the ship with the elves, idk

THIS IS SO POIGNANT OMG!!!!!!!!! YES. OFF HE GOES INTO THE WEST WITH ALL THOSE LARGE SWEATY MOUTH-BREATHING ELVES AND THEIR HITTING STICKS. IT’S HARD TO SEE THE SHIP THRU THE MIST OF TEARS THAT OBSCURES MY SMALL STALWART HOBBIT VISION. BYE MR FRODO WE’LL NEVER FORGET YOU!!!!!

[juusebox]

date or hate: sidney and geno!

Date: Sid. His offseasons off the radar in the Canadian countryside is ideal. I too would like to disappear for a while and be a summer cryptid. Why not do it with Sid.

Hate: Geno. I’m sarcastic enough for two people. I don’t need to date another me

[disarmd]

@harrythighles I HAVE!! It was like 2 years ago but I still just get bitter I haven't rly moved on lmfao so I don't have advice but I can offer solidarity!!! @agonyandagony wait i had to read the first part so many times i was POSITIVE i missed what egregiously blockable deed you had committed!!! and i still understand nothing @witchpyjamas i have as well! it was a deep bummer bc i thought i was friendly with this person, but then imagined what it would be like to care THIS MUCH and be this hET UP about some dumb whatever thing, and that sounded like such a Nightmare i mostly just felt bad for them @kseniasemenovas ..... they blocked you for saying sidney crosby was good at sports (sorry that was supposed to be phrased as a question and I forgot the ???)

WELL, to quote directly what i said in the tags of the post, so you can decide for yourselves: “i think a lot about that little interview where sidney said that he really liked team sports so if he didn't play hockey he would try baseball it's such a funny thing for me to imagine like the kind of person who just really likes team sports what would that be like? anyway he's dressed all sporty here which i'm not normally in to but he's the kind of person who likes team sports he's the kind of person who's always going to wear a baseball cap and he still looks really good” 

that’s the one thing i know they were mad about, and then i don’t know what i tagged that was the final straw for them wanting to block me.  i genuinely am not sure sure why that frustrated them so much and obviously don’t want to be a jerk and do a recap of our conversation here (but all my tags are posted publicly, so that’s not a private thing, haha). i just feel like super self-conscious now that my, like, tumblr presence is so aggravating that someone would need to block me so that i couldn’t reblog their posts. and, like you guys are kindly empathizing with, it’s been bothering me ever since, but i guess that’s just how it goes when someone blocks you? perhaps that features is a little TOO POWERFUL haha. ily, <3

[gloryhollanovjah]

harrythighles replied to your post: In your opinion, what is the most efficient way to...

i’ll answer for u: insert one side all the way to the end. pinch corners of duvet and insert. shake until it falls the rest of the way in line. button shut.

Haha thank you, Catie ( @louegg here’s your answer :))