#harvder

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bro i cannot write my characters fucking, this is the worst.

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harvder

ryder

penelope

randoms

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Ryder is so Wilson (House MD) coded.

You know what? Now that I think about it, Harvey also fits House too.

But specifically if Harvey had nobody in his life during his childhood but then met Ryder in his late 20's / early 30's and became friends.

... Yes, just like House and Wilson met.

House is like... a worse Harvey but also not really. Hardly..

But still.

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Penelope having to hear Harvey and Ryder's bullshit.

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I never said anything (forgot) but speaking of that post I made on my main.

Harvey and Ryder DON'T have kids. I was going to have they have Parker, but then I was like "... they wouldn't have kids" and also because I don't want to imagine people drawing / depicting Harvey being pregnant because honestly? rather kill myself. OR Ryder but at least that doesn't seem like a fetish... a detrans fetish. A BOMB.

Parker wasn't even MADE for HOH, but then I realized how similer she looked to Harvey and Ryder.

It's a fanon thing, only for ME. Or If I WAS going to make it canon. It's more like a clone thing. They both take their DNA and do a whole science thing (since this is in the future and whatnot) and badda bam! They got a baby.

But it's bullshit. LOL. So no Parker. In canon at least.

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Oh I am going to cook so fucking HARD with this in my hands.

https://anythingtranslate.com/translators/medieval-knight-speaking-style-translator/

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Pray, grant me the honor to be thy noble sword. I shall serve as a fine and keen edge.

Mine sacred vow is to shield all who would dare bring thee harm. Thou art the fairest jewel of mine heart, and I am thy most treasured weapon.

Each eve, I dream of perishing in thine embrace, stained in crimson. Mine eyes closed forsooth one last time, content for thy gentle touch upon my visage as I draw mine final breath.

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Ryder has nightmare so he anxious (not real title also draft)

Harvey and Ryder are laying in bed sleeping, but Ryder has like a nightmare of sorts about Harvey dying. So he gets woken up by it, clearly affected by it still. And starts having anxiety and intrusive thoughts about Harvey being dead like.. right there and then. (anxiety and ocd baby!).

He turns over and tries to wake Harvey up, trying to feel a heartbeat and whatnot.

Harvey wakes up and groggy and shit and is like “Wh-What’s wrong? What’s happening?” Harvey questions.

Ryder fucking exhales and is like “Oh thank god…”

Harvey sits up a bit and questions Ryder. “What? Did something happen?”

Ryder wraps his arms around him. “I thought you were dead..”

Harvey’s obviously shocked by this, but he can see Ryder is still anxious so he tries to keep his cool. “Well clearly, I’m not.” He says softly with a slight chuckle in his voice, interlocking their hands together. His other hand finds Ryder’s face, trying his best to look him in the eye in the pitch dark. “What’s got you worried about that sort of thing anyways?”

A hitched breath was made by Ryder at that question, not very sure on how he could answer that without sounding embarassing. He leans into Harvey’s warm touch, soothing him out of his past anxiety. “I… I had a nightmare about it..” Ryder admits in a whispered tone, some form of heaviness appearing in his chest as he spoke, knowing that reasoning alone was seemingly dull and not a good one by itself.

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“I like that you care about me enough to worry, but I don’t want you worrying too much, okay?”

“Yeah, okay.. I’ll try not to.”

“Good, that’s all I need to hear. Besides, I already know you’re trying your best.”

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Let my last words be our last dance, I'd die for you, no questions asked. If anyone could kill me, it probably would be you.