HARVEY, because As is a) too shy b) has so many people she isn't married to, is that still a thing wow really?? except it was more like a fairly drunken wow lets fucking crash a church as you dtf ayyy ;)
Who stressed more over wedding planning:
It wasn't planned at all, literally the Hangover
Who decorated the house:
All of her shitty kids got there first, there is a wall sized poster of Agares half asleep and the small ones did fingerpainting
Who does the cooking:
Neither of them, if they need to eat ordering pizza is real now
Who is more organized:
As, definitely As
Who initiates bedroom fun:
Who is the fucking demon of lust (lbr it's actually probably Harvey a lot more)
Who suggested kids first:
Her kids did, when they all turned up at one smiling identically and wielding various sharp objects hey there we heard you got with mum, kids are now off the table forever
Who’s more dominant:
As is a fucking rabbit so it's Harvey
Who’s the cuddler:
The aforementioned demon of lust, who is now utterly terrible at her job
Who’s the big spoon/little spoon:.
No they don't spoon they sleep in a pile and accidentally punch each other in the jaw fighting over pillows in their sleep
What’s their favorite non-sexual activity:
"HELLO HARVEY I HEARD YOU LOOKED SAD FOR 0.1 SECONDS, NO I'M NOT WATCHING YOU TO CHECK, WE ARE GOING TO GO AND GET PUMPKIN SPICE LATTES NOW HERE IS A SCARF AND HERE IS A PAIR OF MITTENS IT IS TIME TO GO TO THE PARK AND KISS HAPPY THURSDAY,"
Who cooks:
As, if she has to
Who comes home drunk at 3am:
Harvey except lbr she joins him half the time
Who kills the spiders:
Harvey just because As refuses to kill tiny helpless spiddle widdles
Who falls asleep first:
It depends tbh
A head canon:
Her kids have walked in on them, this isn't a headcanon anymore it's real now
Do they have any “rituals”?
Ehhhh it normally goes making out, As eats pizza Harvey eats dick, more making out, snuggle for five hours straight, pass out, wake up, repeat
Who is louder?
Both of them are the same and all the neighbours have moved three countries away
Who is more experimental?
Harvey, As has had A Lot of time to experiment
Who takes more risks?
Harvey definitely
Do they fuck or make love?
I mean I'd say 100% fucking but then As would cry so 9999.99999% fucking
Lights on or off?
It depends what they were already on. Can we really be bothered to get up and change that, really, just leave it
Who is more likely to be caught masturbating?
Ehhhh either of them lbr
Who is more likely to suggest a threesome?
Harvey, then it turns out to be with Sephiel and As cries for ten years straight
Who comes first?
It Varies.jpg
Who is better at oral and who prefers it?
As is, Harvey prefers it?? idk (lucifer would like to offer forked tongue services)
Who is more submissive?
I mean I'd say As but she is Noises at Harvey
Who usually initiates things?
Either of them but
Who is more sensitive?
WAIT DOES THIS MEAN SEXUALLY BC I DIDN'T REALIZE BEFORE anyway as either way
Who has the most patience?
As probably
Which kinks do they share?
I DON'T KNOW SHE WON'T TELL ME IF SHE EVEN HAS ANY ANYMORE I'M SO LOST
