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Main Pairings ~ Lucifer x Reader, Mammon x reader, Leviathan x reader, Satan x reader, Asmodeus x reader, Beelzebub x reader, Belphegor x reader Warnings ~ Cussing, explicit
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❝ Ooh, Kinky.. I’m just so.. intrigued ❞
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Beelzebub shakes his head. "...You know what? This isn't any of your business, human," His saddened look shifted back to blank, but I could still see it in his eyes. "I'm leaving. I've already eaten everything there was in the refrigerator, now anyways."
Beelzebub walks out of the kitchen with a small smile on his face. I guess he is thinking about food. Mc and I watched Beelzebub walk out. I set them down on the table while I just lean on it.
"Ughhh, this is ruining my beauty by staying up—" Before I could finish my thought, I heard a whisper.
"...pssst...Hey!" Pausing, I rapidly turn my head around.
"Is that you, God...?" Holy shit, I really did die!
"Seriously? No over here! Look!" Looking at the back wall, in the left corner was...Leviathan?
"What are you hiding over there?" Leviathan walks out from the hidden corner, with a very grumpy look, back as hunched as ever.
"What do you think? Beel was just in here! I can't have him finding me with you, now, can I?!" Rolling my eyes, I lean back on the table.
"Ok, like come on, I'm that bad to the point you are literally hiding?" Leviathan just grunts in disapproval.
"Wait, don't tell me you mentioned that you were meeting me here?!" His face turned anxiously angry.
Oh shit..Now here's the thing. Should I lie or should I tell the truth..
I told the truth, "Well, yeah, he asked what we were doing here, why would I lie?" Softly chuckling, Leviathan's face turned to anger quickly, getting extremely close.
"Noooooooo! No no no NO NO! This is AWFUL! Why did you have to tell him?!" He freaks out, grabbing my shoulder and aggressively shaking me. "WHY?! You idiot! You dunce! You...you normie! You dunderhead normie!" Spitting out insults like they were slurs!
Tears break my eyes, and I shove Levitan back. "Because I have no reason why you think just because you're a shit head loser of a demon you can talk to me that way..!" He ignores me before continuing to ramble on about him being 'perceived' by others.
He takes a breath. I wipe my tears and pick up Mc, snuggling him in my arms.
"At least it was only Beel." He turns his head to the side before mumbling. "He doesn't really care what other people do. So he probably won't go blabbing about it to everyone. That's the one saving grace here. It could be worse, though!" He continues just rambling on like I don't care.
He slammed his hands on his face and swung himself around. "GAAAAAAAAHHH, if that's what people end up saying, my life is over! OVER!" He continued moaning and groaning around. Throwing around a few more insults towards me and the entire human race. I just sighed really loudly.
"Can we just, I don't fucking know, get on with this damn plan?" My patience has already thinned, and I'm ridiculously tired.
He just rolled his eyes; his attitude isn't as cute as his face. "Right..So, it's really true, right? Lucifer definitely used the word 'Frozen'." At least everything is back on track. I just nodded.
Leviathan turned towards the fridge, "In that case, it could only be hidden in here." He opened the freezer door.
Holy shit..." wait, it's in the freezer?" I did not put that together.
"Hmm.." Leviathan's face turns slightly worried as he digs in the fridge. The sound of the eyes scratching the side sent uncomfortable shivers throughout my body. I look down to see Mc covering their ears. I held them tightly until Leviathan was done.
Leviathan goes back to mumbling under his breath. "All I see is a bunch of ice inside..oh wait, look! It's the ice cream Satan hid from Beel a century ago. I totally forgot about that. Heh, I'm not gonna tell him, though. It'd spoil the joke. He'll probably figure it out in another 200 years or so, I'd say."
Geez, these motherfuckers are old. Leviathan continues to scurry around in the freezer.
"...wait a second...There's something else there behind the ice." Leviathan reaches his hand all the way into the back of the freezer. Having his whole arm fully absorbed by the ice. He sees Mammon's credit card.
Leviathan pulls it out of the freezer. "Found it! Lucifer wasn't lying. It really IS frozen!" he yells out. I started doing smaller jumps, and Mc waved their arms around.
"Yes! Fucking finally!" We can hurry up and finish this damn plan
As he fully takes the card out of the freezer, it steps back a little. "Ugh, it's super heavy! And big too!
"Don't we need to thaw it or something?" Mc points out. I set them down on the table and walk up to Leviathan.
"Oh shit, you're right!" Taking the giant credit card ice block, I put it in the microwave on the counter. "How long should I do it?" I turn my head back towards Leviathan and Mc.
"Uhh, I guess about two minutes on auto should do the trick," Leviathan replied.
I nodded my head, closing the microwave door, then hit the start button. Loud heavy footsteps walk into the kitchen. We all turned to the entrance to see...Mammmon himself!
He yawns, "What's with all the racket, you three? .... HEY! Wait a minute! There in the microwave. Mammon pushes me and Levithan as he runs up to the microwave.
A huge grin appears on Mammon's face, "That looks like goldie, my credit card! My baby! The one thing more important to me than life itself!" He yells out.
As I move towards the side more to get out of his way, especially since he's yelling. "Geez, he truly does love this thing.." Mammon snaps his head towards us.
"Get it outta there before the microwave demagnetizes it and makes it useless!" He points towards the microwave he's already standing in front of, but oh well.
I walk up to the microwave as Leviathan starts talking.
"Oooh, didn't think of that. Human, you better stop the defrosting cycle, I guess!" I hurry up to open the microwave door before we break anything.
Mammon quickly faced Leviathan, "Levi, you idiot! How could you do somethin' so stupid?!" I guess throwing insults at each other is a family thing. Mammon continues. "You're dumb as a stump, ya know that?!" Mammon aggressively points his finger at Leviathan.
But Leviathan didn't get upset or anything; he actually has a smug smile on his face.
"Hmmm, are you SURE you should be talking to me like that, Mammon? After all, I'm the one who found the credit card Lucifer took from you." Since both Leviathan and I are closer to the microwave, Mammon can't really get it...wait
"HEY! WE helped you!" Snapping my head towards Leviathan, gesturing between Mc and me, all he did was roll his eyes and focus back on Mammon. Which I guess got his attention.
Mammon's eyes filled with slight worry. Leviathan just continued teasing him. "So, do you want me to give you your card back?" This is so interesting to watch. I can tell Mc is quite interested as well.
"You'd BETTER!... Um, I mean yes, please. Please give it back, leviathan sir...!" Mammon quickly switched from annoying older brother to a beggar real quick, dropping to his knees.
"Ooh, kinky.." I'm just so.. intrigued.
Levi turned away slightly with pure disgust. "Oh wow, this is embarrassing! I can't believe that's all it took for you to abandon your pride! You even go down on your knees! You're one of the seven rulers of Devildom, Mammon. Shouldn't you be ashamed of yourself? You too.. Freak ass human.." He shook his body.
"Well, whatever..okay then, if you want your card back, you've got to give me back the Seraphina figure you won at the convenience store." Mammon just stares back with a blank, confused look.
"The sera..what now? What're ya talking about? I don't remember winnin' anything."
Leviathan jumps back in shock."I don't believe this! You forgot that you even have her! How could you?!"
Mammon rolls his eyes, "Ugh, c'mon, enough! Whatever you want, I'll give it to ya! Just give me back my credit card!" I turned to Leviathan, and his smile grew larger than earlier.
"All right, but there's one more condition: I want you to make a pact with this human!" Mammon smiles with glee.
"Right, a pact, fine. I'm more than happy to do whatever you..." For a second, it sounded like Mammon truly was gonna agree. Then, "...wait, WHAT?! Why do ya want ME to make a pact?!" Concern actually washes over his face.
"I was waiting for that reaction," Mc says over at the table.
Levithan and Mammon talk back and forth over the pact idea. Mc and I just watched from afar. I blank out, cause this no longer intrigues me.
"...Game over, I win!" Leviathan cheered loudly, and Mammon just slumped back and rolled his eyes.
"Pff, I don't believe this. It's just money, Levi, I can't believe you'd go through all this trouble!'
"Excuse me? Remind me again which one of us tossed aside what little pride he had left, all to get his hands on a credit card?" Leviathan continues teasing his older brother.
"Hey, you shut up! And you, human!" My head snaps up at the mention of me. Do they know I have a name? "What're ya thinking, letting Levi use you like this? Are you stupid? Go on, say something!"
You know what, "look, I'm getting tired and I lowkey am bored." I walk up to Mammon and jab my pointer finger into his chest. "Make a pact with me, Mammon." Mammon laughs and shrugs his shoulders.
"UH-UH, NO WAY! NOT INTERESTED! I am the great Mammon, Avatar of Greed, one of the seven rulers of the Devildom! Fool...do you actually think I'd let some human be the boss of me?" Before I could respond, Leviathan started to laugh.
Looking back, I see he has a grin on his face, "Oh Luuuucifeeeerr! Mammon's unfreezing his credit caaaaard!" He sings out, which, luckily for us, Mammon fell right into the trap.
Mammon gave a wary laugh, "I mean, of course, I'll make a pact with you, human! I'd be thrilled to!" After those words, everything shifted.
My body begins glowing, slightly floating off the ground, and a bright light shines through the whole kitchen. My body turns numb, into a TV static feeling. But it was over just as quickly as it started. Floating back to the ground, I look around at my body, and nothing looks different nor feels any different. I just shrug, but I guess I have a pact with Mammon now.
End of Chapter 9: Lesson 2, Ep 8
