imagine when humans get to space and theres still streaming/youtube. like,
"what's up guys!! today we are on planet <incomprehensible to the human ears> in the <incomprehensible to the human ears> solar system, joined by several experts who know tons about their native species! we are here to learn about other sentient beings and to see if i can survive the ultimate test...”
one of the experts garbles in their native language, body language signifying that it is concerned. the translator spits out: “‘survive the ultimate test...?’”
the human shrugged. "to see if i can survive being stung slash bit by a venomous or poisonous species."
there was a sudden out-roar of yelling... yelling? is it yelling if it isn't talking? whatever.
"no! that is very unwise! the venom and poison are highly fatal!!"
"you only live once!"
“you do only live once, human!”










