Emiya, Boudica and Tamamo cat are on a mission: have their master adopt a healthy diet or take up regular eating habits. Like, the guy/gal/neutral/other calls a coffee and a cigarette "breakfast" and often skips meals in favour of getting work done! Sometimes they literally have to ask the Hassans or Nightingale to knock them out in order to have them get some sleep!
Please, master! Its for your own good!
The Master Protection Squad is a go!
- The first order of business are meals. Between three great cooks, that can be handled. They can ensure that Master has something to eat with their morning coffee, and between the three of the cooks fussing, Nightingale's threats, and the various Hassans' pushing, lunch and dinner Will become non-negotiable.
- If Master has missions, then the kitchen crew can and will make to-go meals that can be taken along, or easily sent through a supply drop. Rest assured, any other Servants on the mission are under strict orders to make sure that Master eats three times a day, Or Else.
- The next matter is sleep. Nightingale is good for intimidation, but she's caused Master to just start avoiding people when it gets a bit later. They brush off expressions of concern, demands... Sleep darts are a morally questionable solution, but they're one that becomes employed anyways. Master might be cross, but so long as they don't see who's shooting them, they can't use a command seal to make it stop. Besides. There are many Servants in Chaldea. They don't have enough seals for everyone.
- It's going to be a difficult thing to maintain this, but at least the eating will become habit over time. Even if Master usually scarfs their food down in record time to keep moving, at least they've gotten something in them. Sleep is more difficult, but with luck, eventually this routine will stick as well.











