#hastwinkle

[entirelyloathes]

excuse me! sir! excuse me! that suit is SACRED and if you intend on wearing it you must conduct yourself in a manner no less than jolly and full of cheer!

   “Jolly?” Grinch echoes, a note of outrage creeping into his voice. As if he hadn’t worked his furry green TAIL off on this costume! “You don’t find me… jolly?”

   He pushes his protective goggles up to scowl at her. In his hands is a nozzle, which is attached to a long, thick tube. Connected to the tube is a four-gallon metal container full of urea ice melt, strapped none-too-subtly to the Grinch’s back. His scowl deepens as he lowers his decidedly un-festive invention from its intended target — the snowman on some unsuspecting suburban family’s lawn.

   “No idea where you might’ve gotten that idea from, but alright.”

[b-u-d-d-y-the-e-l-f]

“I’m not telling you! It’s a surprise.”

“you always have the best surprises! i can’t wait to see what it is, as long as you promise it’s not a scary surprise!”

@hastwinkle | noelle kringle & buddy the elf!

send me a christmas/holiday starter

[b-u-d-d-y-the-e-l-f]

“Is my outfit not festive enough?”

“oh golly jolly, i think you’re just as festive as any other elf around! you definitely got me in the christmas spirit!”

@hastwinkle | noelle kringle & buddy the elf!

send me a christmas/holiday starter

[awf1]

@hastwinkle​​    said    :           🍵 with extra whipped cream and peppermint on top :D           /         WINTER   -   THEMED     ,            ACCEPTING     .

CURIOSITY      THE      SLIGHT      WRINKLE       IN      BROW      ,             sparkling     hazel     hues     warmed     by    the    sight     of     something     the    prince     presumes     is     for     him      ,             generosity    overshadowed     by    his    own    ignorance    .                 ❝            –––         𝙵𝙾𝚁    𝙼𝙴     ?            ❞                dulcet     tones     strung     out     like     pearls     ,           asked     despite     the    plain    expectance    writ    ‘pon     face    .              palms     gently     cup     offered     mug              &            gaze     flickers     down    to     the     drink     ,            cherried     mouth     touched    with    a    quick    swipe    of    tongue     .           𝙞𝙩     𝙨𝙢𝙚𝙡𝙡𝙨     𝙙𝙚𝙡𝙞𝙘𝙞𝙤𝙪𝙨      !                   ❝           .   .   .      what     is     it    ?             ❞

[boredeating]

❝   ---   cute kid,   bad   judge of character . . .   ❞

@hastwinkle​   ||   ❆

[dramatispcrsonae]

          “  are you sure you’re not hurt, miss?  ”    the concern in his voice is tempered by a healthy dose of skepticism. her sudden appearance on his property is as unusual as what she is wearing. his brows furrow.    “  if you need assistance, you have only to ask for it.  ”   //   @hastwinkle​ liked for a starter from ross poldark!

[boredeating]

@hastwinkle said:   ❛   i just like to smile !   ❜

      the   furry   green creature looked over at the other with disgust.   his tongue flicking out for a second as he made a very   APPALLED   look of distaste of such   j o y.   ❝   that is   DISGUSTING.   REVOLTING.   EERIE.   shall i continue  ?    ❞

[boredeating]

@hastwinkle​ said: sir, it is a PRIVILEGE to wear that suit. PUT ON SOME PANTS!

AHHH,   noooo.  n o p e.  n e i n.   HE HATES PANTS.   IT IS   N O T   HAPPENING.  ❝  wrong-o.   i do   not   nor  will i   have such things as   pants  on these   G O R G E O U S   green legs.  ❞