#hate it <3

[lemon-wedges]

some bitch named dave

[cranberrymoons]

God the quiet exasperation of an American boyfriend having to explain all the teams to his resolutely British boyfriend again and again, "the eagles bro" - with the softest hint of affection.

I feel like we've been here before, I have distinct deja vu. Wasn't there something about Ryan explaining teams to Oliver before? Or am I going mad?!?

Need to review my Ryliver lore.

Oliver’s face too is 100% the face of a guy who is saying the wrong thing on purpose just to annoy him and knows it’s working. he’s FLIRTING.

[ihopeuwill]

this is what posting on instagram feels like

[stonecoldsilly]

yes im obsessed with d20 and im dming a campaign for the first time for me and my lone pal who loves dnd yes i live in one of the most sparsely populated regions with no public transport yes a city an hour away has improv classes yes i could sign up and take the intrepid heroes advice and yes it would probably improve my dm-ing and yes i don't know anyone else who wants to play dnd and yes only one other person in the world will ever see any benefit from this and yes it could have other positives but but but im literally a baby (im nearly 30) but im a baby??? a coward???

[dudeiwannasleep]

squirm is like. the worst possible episode to get the worst cramps of your fucking life to huh

[theonlycure]

Bite penis please

[peonylvrs]

Me describing someone to my friends who I think about all the time, is on my mind 24/7, get heart palpitations every time I see them, and just finished fantasizing about 5 mins prior:

“yea they’re kinda cool I think, I don’t even know what they’re up to— I mean who knows maybe I’ll see them around sometime or something, and I don’t know we could like hang out—or not— whatever is fine with me—but I mean if we did that would be pretty chill.”