#hate snakes

[theonlysonofgarmadon]

thoughts on pythor

BIGGEST SLIMIEST SNAKIEST TRAITOR!!!!!

0 OUT OF 10 WOULD NEVER RECOMMEND HIS SERVICES!! >:{

[tomfoto]

[jjaharwood]

Sometimes I'm just minding my own business and then I remember about the existence of the Titanoboa, a FORTY-TWO FOOT LONG SNAKE, and then my whole day is fucking ruined

[boofrp]

     MY DOODLE PACK IS TURNING OUT SO BOMB IT SUCKS I’M A PERFECTIONIST SO IT’S NOT GONNA BE POSTED FOR A LITTLE WHILE LONGER

[variegaytedmonstera]

Life hack. Ship snakes instead of glitter to your enemies.

[unspokenbliss]

That's nice..my dogs came running with one snake each in their little mouths... conflicted if I should be proud or not :p

[kymkardashwest]

Apparently, there’s a shit ton of rattlesnakes around the perimeter at my job. If I see one, I’m going to die right on the spot. 

[21-x3]

OMG.

Every time I see a snake on my dash I just about crap piss and chuck my shit across the room.