🧨 THE DAY I ENTERED THE ROAST BATTLE I NEVER ASKED FOR
aka: "Cloudix brought popcorn, I brought pain."
So there I was. Minding my own business. Casual. Peaceful. Just helping my homie Cloudix with some Roblox stuff. Then boom. A wild Discord server invite appears. I join. A random guy named Qxlo is there. Seems normal. Chill. Quiet. Until…
⚔️ VERBAL WARFARE BEGINS
He says:
“You know what fish were saying when the Titanic sank?” Me: “...” Him: “[fish ambient]”
BRO. Did this man just roast me with aquatic onomatopoeia???
So I said:
“Stfu.” Cloudix: 🍿 And suddenly... WE WERE IN IT.
I got called a jester. I clapped back. I mentioned my trauma. He said "holy guacamole." I dropped Spiss Castle lore. He called it Piss Castle. Cloudix? Still munching virtual popcorn like a damn cinema employee:
“🍿🍿🍿🍿”
Qxlo roasted. I roasted harder. I literally hit him with:
“BRO U BRAIN DAMAGED PIECE OF SH—” I didn’t even unleash my Final Smash yet.
🧠 LORE DROP MID-BATTLE
I explained my life was hard. That I might be a tiny bit on the spectrum. And what did he say?
“So like... a bit of food in your stomach?” ??? WHO ROASTS LIKE THAT??
I was being real and this guy replied like a confused sandwich. But I stayed strong. Caps on. Pride intact. Lore unlocked.
🎭 DMs AFTERMATH: THE PLOT TWIST
So I DM’d him like:
“Then hate me if I suck. IDC.” He says: “You’re good. Just don’t use caps.” Bro... that’s just my fighting form. My anime mode. My takeover stance. 🧢🔥
Then outta nowhere:
“Bye bye cutie pie ❤️”
W H A T.
I just got roast-flirted?? Homie called me a dead YouTuber AND gave me a pet name??? Sir, this is a Discord battleground not a rom-com.
I told him:
“You started as a nice guy. Now you made a full-on Sonic vs Shadow rival arc.” And it’s TRUE. He added me to his HATELIST. Straight up changed his profile to: “hatelist: frixyTV”
🏆 CONCLUSION: I WON. I THINK. MAYBE. IDC. I NEED MORE.
Did I win? Maybe. Was it chaos? Absolutely. Do I need more of these people in my life? YES. Give me the weird ones. The roast demons. The chaos-coded Discord weirdos. I LIVE FOR THIS NOW.
Cloudix? Still somewhere saying:
“🍿” Like it’s a full-time job.
Me? Plotting Season 2. Get ready.
Qxlo… if you ever come back… I got my CAPSLOCK loaded and my comebacks sharpened. You were just the tutorial boss. 💀🔥
🔥 FrixyTV - Roast King, Lore God, Cutie Pie Slayer
✍️ “My lore is complicated.” 📜 “Miss? You simp?” 🎤 “Touch grass, I’m already outside.”