#hatenko (bo7)

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Rice:  Hatenko, can we talk?  One ten to another? 

Hatenko:  I’m an eleven, but continue. 

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Gasser: You know what? This is totally bogus!

Hatenko: I’m going to do my best to ignore the fact that you just used the word “bogus.”

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Hatenko: Oh yeah, sort of forgot the obvious question there, but HOW DID YOU SURVIVE?!

Bo-bobo: Muffin butt--

Beauty: Don't say muffin button.

Bo-bobo: But it's true! There's science and stuff!

-scene where Bi-bibi rips out Bo's Hair Ball, but instead it's a muffin made to look like a Hair Ball-

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Beauty to a disheveled Hatenko, Jelly Jiggler, and Bo-bobo: Don't you guys need rest too? You look exhausted...

Bo-bobo: We look awesome!

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Hatenko: What happened to Boss?! Why is he passed out on the floor?

Beauty: Because I punched him in the face!

Hatenko: ...what?

Beauty: You heard me!

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Rice: Well well well well well! Let me get a look at the menagerie! You must be Gasser! You must be Bo-bobo! And Don Patch's biggest fan! Well, he took you with him! Isn't that just SWELL?

Hatenko: It can't be...

Rice: Ahahaha, oh, but it can be, and it is! I got a new style, and a few new toys that are gonna put an end to your 'happy ever after' ONCE AND FOR ALL!

Beauty: Whoa, whoa, this has to be a misunderstanding! In case you haven't heard, we've established peace across the Empire--

Rice: Yeah, yeah, I've heard. I've had your little message to the Empire...ON /LOOP!/ I just looooove that part, where Don Patch spends the rest of his days on this nowhere planet with a bunch of nobodies! ~That's right, I've heard the story over and over again...~

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Softon: ...I don't have a six-sided die.

Hatenko, absolutely baffled: How do you not have a six? It comes with every board game!

Softon: Beauty--

Hatenko: EATS THEM FOR POWER?

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And Bo-bobo, that was the last conversation you ever had with your brother. When someone leaves your life, those exits are not made equal. Some are beautiful, and poetic, and satisfying. Others are...abrupt and unfair, but most are just unremarkable, unintentional, clumsy. Where Be-bebe went, he didn't intend to end up there, and he certainly didn’t intend to spend as much time away as he did. And, we’ll talk more on that later. But from your perspective? Be-bebe was there, and then the next day he wasn't. And you all searched for him--Bu-bubu tirelessly, painfully so--but he was nowhere to be found.  And all you had to go on was a note that he left behind on that kitchen table. 'Back soon.'

Hatenko relaying what happened to Be-bebe to Bo-bobo