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Beauty, putting on Bo-bobo's sunglasses: You've taken /everything/ away from me!

Bi-bibi: I don't even know who you are.

Beauty: You will!

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Love is a spark, cast into water, love is a blaze It shines through the dark, burns ever hotter, then kills and betrays. Passages cannot stay open forevermore, Sometimes the only way forward means closing the door Keep it locked up, keep it sealed tight Shut it down and turn away! Hope you've stocked up, it’s a long night Nothing good is meant to stay!

Icen during her fight against Bo-bobo

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Bo-bobo, it it’s Loincloth Lloyd! They put bugs in him!

Gasser during the Pomade Ring Arc

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You're okay You're all right I'll never ever leave your side I will stay And I will fight With you You're okay You're all right I'll stay here Through the darkest night All the way I will fight With you

Softon singing a lullaby to Beauty

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Pokomi, with a serious tone of voice: Beauty, Would you do the honor of becoming my sister-in-law?

Beauty: *Blushes a lot* o////o

Hekkun: *Blushes more then Her* D...Did you just propose for me?!

Pokomi: WELL, SOMEONE HAD TO DO IT!

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She wiped the smug look off my face. Luckily, I was wearing a second, smaller smug face underneath.

Don Patch about Beauty

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Don Patch: That's it, you're in time out! Get on top of the fridge!

Rice, climbing on top of the fridge: This house is a FUCKING NIGHTMARE!

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What is 'LGBTQ+'? Is that like, Gay Premium?

Infinite Shoot; followed by Yellow River Civilization dying of laughter

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Suzu: Aw, what kind of dog is he?

Don Patch: French.

Dengakuman, wearing a beret: Weif!

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Rem, meeting Lambada for the first time: Just wanna check, what are your pronouns?

Lambada: He/ham--

Rem: ...

Lambada: ...you know what I meant.

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Rice: Okay someone drew--someone put their fursona pointing a gun at me, and said "Show us what's inside the fridge, Rice." You want the truth? YOU WANT THE TRUTH?? YOU WANT THE MOTHERFUCKING TRUTH??

Beauty: -laughing in the background-

Rice: -kicks over the fridge, revealing it to be cardboard- THERE IS NO FRIDGE, I LIED!!

Beauty: -cackles as Rice puts the 'fridge' back-

Rice: It was never real!

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Beauty: If Bobobo and Jelly were drowning and you could only save one, which one would you save?

DonPatch: My energy

Beauty: Idk what else I was expecting

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Beauty: Hey, if I ask you a boy question, do you promise not to not be weird?

Soften: I promise

Beauty: So there’s this boy, Heku...

Soften, firmly: You can do better.

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DonPatch: Ooh~ Someone’s got a crush~

Heppokomaru: W-What?! No, it’s not like I lay at night thinking about her!

Heppokomaru, later that night laying in his sleeping bag and thinking about Beauty: Oh no...

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Bobobo: What’s up?

Beauty: My stress level.

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Rice:  Hatenko, can we talk?  One ten to another? 

Hatenko:  I’m an eleven, but continue. 

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Don Patch, suddenly getting into Beauty's car:  Drive. 

Beauty:  What? Why? 

Don Patch:  I just robbed a bank.

Beauty:  What!?

Don Patch:  I took this pen from the front desk!  Now drive!