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good news, haters! the bracket is now fully filled out (with a whopping 64 characters! well, 65, if we count the one entry that's actually a duo...), and almost all the contestants have quotes associated with them & their haterdom as well! so we should have the competition finally ready to start sometime within the next week!

#mod post #haterbracket #haterbracket23 #no promises on when tho bc i'm the person with the Graphic Making Skills and my schedule is PACKED #also. gang. if anyone here is a Stormlight Archives Knower PLEASE dm us. we need quotes for moash #google is NOT providing

tossing this question out to The People

should non-fictional, non-fictionalized haters (ex, anon from tumblr) be allowed in the main bracket?*

no, it literally says “FICTION’S biggest hater” right there, stick to ur tagline

yes, if it’s funny enough it should be allowed. fascist.

vanilla extract

i hate that you included vanilla extract

Voting ended onMar 27, 2023

*the outcome of this poll will Probably not change the circle of haters’ final decision, because we hate democracy. but vote anyway because Clicky Button Fun

#haterbracket #haterbracket23 #actual bracket coming out maybe tomorrow evening? idk #the circle of haters has several haters to consult over and a few more to read the wiki pages of to make Sure they qualify

how many submissions do u have like total

now that submissions have closed, the final count is 384 submissions through the google form, and a handful more in the ask box from people who either don’t have google accounts (power to them!) or refuse to learn how to read (cringe).

#mod post #haterbracket #haterbracket23 #the bracket #hatemail #anonymous #i’m not counting the ones in the ask box rn bc that requires counting and i don’t Wanna.

Tentative Hater Entrants

A list of haters who are already in consideration for this bracket.

(Note: this list is neither final nor definitive. Haters listed here may be removed before the bracket is finalized or replaced by other, more compelling haters based on submissions we receive, but feel free to use this list as inspiration/reference for your own submissions.)

Iago (Othello): The OG of modern haters; the benchmark for both “scheming” and “blaming other people for things that really aren’t their fault”.

Poseidon (The Odyssey): Nothing says “hating” like delaying a guy’s journey home for ten years because you’re mad that he disrespected you once.

Yzma (The Emperor’s New Groove): See the “I’ll turn him into a flea” speech.

Haman (The Book of Esther): The winner if we were judging solely according to the pettiness/“disproportionate response to a minor slight” scale.

GLaDOS (Portal): Spends the whole game talking about how much she hates you. (The homoeroticism of her obsession is a feature, not a bug.)

Other potential entrants:

Set (Egyptian mythology)

Ratatoskr (Norse mythology)

The Evil Fairy (Sleeping Beauty)

Hades (Disney’s Hercules)

Darth Maul (Star Wars: The Clone Wars)

Mercymorn (The Locked Tomb)