hero-of-harmony
thank you for your support hat child
hatmate
ur doin good work son
hero-of-harmony
no
youre my son now
actually….
you kinda…??
…are…
technically.
hatmate
Dad…..ur alive…??!?!?
hero-of-harmony
yEAH I AM
ive been here the whole time son
hatmate
WOWAH
hero-of-harmony
i love you
hatmate
i love you too pappy
hero-of-harmony
im so glad.
i missed you, son
how have you been
hatmate
i been better dad
hatmate
I just had to fire my mate wax
im gonna rehire him but i gotta scare him first ya know
hero-of-harmony
aw man im sorry you had to fire candle
but it’s ok
good comes out of bad
he’ll be back
hatmate
thanks for the advice dad
i need some vicevice abt somethin else too tho
hero-of-harmony
of course anything 4 u son
what’s troubling you
hatmate
what pub shoudl i hit tonight
hero-of-harmony
that’;s a tough decision
just go to the one whose rum most speaks to your soul
hatmate
woah wise ur so dad
hero-of-harmony
thanks son
thats where u get it from
hatmate
o: (’:
hero-of-harmony
ur so wise that you make harmony seem like a 5 yr old kiddo
im proud
hatmate
u know i been told that a lot but it means the most ocming from u dad
hero-of-harmony
im very genuine when i say it
youre a good kid wayne
hatmate
join me in worship dad im at the pubt hat speaks to the soul
hero-of-harmony
i will son i will
i havent gotten drunk in awhile im comin over
u kno….i should take you back home to meet your mama
after we get drunk of course
renarinofbridge4
I know we haven’t really spoken, but I just think you should know that if you need any help with that… situation you’re in with Sadeas, it would be my pleasure to help you pay the fine.
hatmate
Shucks mate
Except i dont think they take the balls money in court
renarinofbridge4
It’s not really a trouble to get it converted if that’s necessary.
renarinofbridge4
I don’t think it’ll be a problem considering Sadeas is Alethi, though…
hatmate
oh rust he is??? is that contagious
renarinofbridge4
You do know what ‘Alethi’ means? Genuinely?
You’re just joking, right?
renarinofbridge4
I’m sorry, I know it’s probably obvious, but I’m too thick to tell I’m afraid.
hatmate
sure I know what it means m8, no need to be afraid
anyways shes the one who asked me on the court date so shes the one paying
renarinofbridge4
That’s not how it works.
How… anything works.
hatmate
no see i have a lawyer friend
renarinofbridge4
That’s good.
hatmate
yeah its real good. plus we keep the law and stuff so i knows how all this stuff goes
renarinofbridge4
Well, if there’s anything I can do, just ask. It’s disgusting the way Sadeas targets you.
hatmate
thanks m8
only i did drink some of his wine so its understandable
renarinofbridge4
Well, I’m in favor of doing that sort of thing to Sadeas.
hatmate
what drinkin his wine?
renarinofbridge4
Irritating him, robbing him of what I’m sure he spent a lot on…
I’m not in favor of drinking his wine. His taste is absolute garbage. I can’t believe he’d take the '98 over the '03…
hatmate
well u know what they say
you are what you drink
or no its you are what you taste
you eat what you think
one of those fits here i bet
renarinofbridge4
You are what you eat.
And… you drink what you think?
hatmate
THERE WEGO
a smart kid, you is
renarinofbridge4
Thank you.
hatmate
you drink what you think
thats some wise stuff
renarinofbridge4
Pure poetry.
hatmate
Oi you still need a code name
renarinofbridge4
I do?
hatmate
yeah the whole crews got em
like wax is sparky sparky boom man, melaan is wonderbread, marasi is cloud 9
steris is satan
even tho she aint technically part of the crew
tensoons is ninesoon
renarinofbridge4
Oh. I see.
hatmate
now i dont normally let people have a say in their codename, on account of how im the best at this, but what do yu think about wiseguy
or bananahair
renarinofbridge4
Banana… hair?
hatmate
yeah
On account of how its yellow with some dark spots
renarinofbridge4
That actually makes sense.
hatmate
bananahair it is!!!!! till i think of a better one anyways
highprincesadeas
{Hello Wayne. I’m terribly sorry to bother you.}
{This is Ialai}
{I looked over the security footage of our house and noticed you happened to be breaking and entering}
highprincesadeas
{Once again, terribly sorry about this. But i’m going to report you and possibly sue you. Imprisonment is likely.}
hatmate
oi now dont go makin false accusations I didnt break nothin
highprincesadeas
{No? Well, I happen to have photographic evidence of you putting drugged wine in my house for my husband. You may not have broken anything, but it is still an offence.}
hatmate
aw mate i was just sharing!! bloke needs a good drink and needs it often sorry i drank some tho
hatmate
i left a real pretty leaf in the fridge in trade see so i didnt do nothing wrong
highprincesadeas
{He unfortunately does not need any more alcohol in his life. Thank you for the leaf, see you in court.}
highprincesadeas
{Or depending on whether I tell Torol it was you, the afterlife}
hatmate
uh can i have my leaf back i need it for court Ill give you some food
highprincesadeas
{You may have your leaf back. It is a very lovely leaf, we will be sad to see it go. The food is unnecessary, but thank you.}
highprincesadeas
{I hope your lawyer is good sweetheart}
hatmate
Oh yeah she aint exactly a lawyer anymore but shes real good
