#hatrickane

[gethawksdeep]

1988: Non-established. Accidental bed-sharing that escalates when hands start wandering.

[kiwoa]

@hatrickane replied to your photo “Um... Target? What the fuck?”

i guess in their defense those are genuinely creepy

the face of s u f f e r i n g

[sorrylatenew]

Your top 5 jonathan toews body parts that kaner has been caught staring at

1) I mean, 100% his ass, but that one’s easy. Kaner has to aim for the good game butt pats okay.

2) Jonny’s mouth, but more specifically, his mouth scar. It’s totally a valid thing to stare at, that thing was monstrous when it was fresh, you can’t blame him.

3) The mole behind his ear. It just kinda catches Patrick’s attention sometimes, a little irregularity in all that smoo--no big deal.

4) His eyes. They’re dark enough it’s almost weird alright, so what if he wants to see the way the light can hit those suckers, you’d stare too.

5) His thighs. They’re massive. Honestly it’s more that he can’t NOT stare at them, they take up that much space.

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[1988ficquotes]

thank you SO much for this blog <3

you’re very welcome! <3 

Gotta share all the wonderful fics this pairing has inspired and all the wonderful writers that provide us with such quality content (including you! so thank you)

[namesintherafters]

for @hatrickane‘s amazing new completed fic, A Certainty I Envy!! 🎉 

Jonny's rookie hook-up with Patrick set him down a different path than he'd imagined for himself.

If only he could go back to 2007, he could stop it from ever happening and give himself the life he was supposed to have.

It truly, TRULY takes a village. Probably the longest I have ever spent making a graphic, and it would not have been finished without the constant moral support from @kanerboo, @fenweak, and @cuddlefighter, the image-finding wizardry of @allthebros and @j19toews, and of course, @hatrickane‘s right-in-the-feels angst! I hope I did them justice :)

[seabsieboys]

What was your Tyler Seguin discussion about :D

It started with me and my best dude friend trying to figure out what is going on with the Stars, that they just can’t get their shit together and play like they have some of the best players in the League (in all positions even, what the hell, what are you doing, we were all rooting for you) and led to us trying to find a new potential home for Trashcan Seguin.  Because my friend is a ride or die Bruins fan, I decided to let him pretend that he could have Segs back for a second.  After agreeing that Segs would’ve never flourished in Boston under Julien, we were trying to decide where Tyler would fit in the system now if he ever magically came back to the Bruins (or never left).  No one is bouncing Bergeron probably, so like, does he bump Krejci down and slot in at 2C? My friend made the argument that no, he’d have to settle for 3C and then justified it by saying “look, it might be a downgrade on the ice but I would literally let Tyler Seguin fuck me before every single game if he came back and played on our third line.  He wouldn’t even have to ask, I’d volunteer.  Nightly.”  And you know what, while nobody puts Tyler at 3C, it’s nice to know that even people off of Tumblr have the same reaction to our favorite local garbage can child.  Plus, come on, that would mean Backes would have to play on the fourth line and that is just hilarious to me.

[seguins]

Jamie Benn, for the headcanon asks :)

What they smell like: like old spice deodorant most of the time, c o a t s himself in it but when he has days off he smells like some lemon-y soap his sister once got him that he keeps re-buying

How they sleep (sleeping position, schedule, etc): he takes over whatever space he’s sleeping in, either on his stomach or his back, and when he’s really tired he snores inconsistently thru the night (and if he’s sleeping with someone it drives them crazy cause the snores go form soft to fucking chainsaw levels)

What music they enjoy: classic rock (guns n roses, ac dc, etc) and some country tunes 

How much time they spend getting ready every morning: probably like 30 minutes? dressing up is always easy but he has to style his hair into submission

Their favorite thing to collect: pucks :)

Left or right-handed: lefty!!

Favorite sport: hockey of course BUT he probably really enjoys american football???

Favorite touristy thing to do when traveling (museums, local food, sightseeing, etc): he probably enjoys doing most touristy things But!! he’s probably a local food lover

Favorite kind of weather: rainy days during fall are probably his favorites, or days where it’s warm but there’s a cool breeze

A weird/obscure fear they have: that boy is probably terrified of wasps tbh they Freak Him Out

The carnival/arcade game they always win without fail: street fighter, he played for HOURS with jordie while growing up and more often than not kicked ass

[recallthename]

hatrickane replied to your post: you know, crazy ex girlfriend had its flaws, but...

I could wax poetic about CXG for hours but this song in particular would take up at least 30 minutes of that

it’s so catchy and clever it has legit not left my head for days.