#hatterposting

[pokeglitchden]

oh yeah, Simon got a new Pokemon to take care of for a test of sorts, they only know Sleep Powder, but it’s a very strong sleep powder, and they will use it if something displeases them, like being offered a spicy berry. They also just give me stubborn old man vibes

Well! I can see he and I are already getting along like two pillows in a pile! One might have made him small, but I hate to see what might have happened if he were made taller!

I'll keep him away from strange cakes! And stranger mushrooms! I think he's strayed from his namesake enough!

[pokeglitchden]

hello Hatter, how’s it going? And what do Simons(?) Pokemon think about you?

Simon's pokemon know me just as well as he and I do! We are only two sides of a card, I the front and he the back. At least one of the two is honest!

Only Zee seems to acknowledge that the card has sides! To the rest front and back hardly matter, if all you see is the deck!

Though there is this new fellow! How was the landing! Have you fallen into Wonderland or have you been mad all along!

Good morning!!

Or good evening

[pokeglitchden]

Pelipper mail! 7 Brown E’s!

April Fools!

A hah! It was a trick after all! The fool becomes the fooled!

I suppose I shouldn't eat these with tea anyway. Though I admit there exists the temptation to try! Ah the dilemma a poor hatter must suffer!

[pokeglitchden]

hello Hatter how have you been? Would you like some Brownies?

Oh I've been up a creak and down a river without any paddle to be seen! I've been breaking cups and fixing breakfast all through the afternoon, but I think this one is just chipped enough! Maybe I'll have another go at it.

Brownies and Tea? Well, I won't turn down crumbs in the butter! No use for it now!

[pokeglitchden]

A little something for the day! Or perhaps an evening if it decides to take all of one! Or none at all if you prefer

It is I, your beloved Hatter here to seize the day, and what remains of the sun! And perhaps the moon too if he prefers. But we two have much to do while she is still awake! It could take seven maids with seven mops half a year to sweep away all this sand after all!

And you'd best get to sweeping!

When a knife goes dull the only use is to sharpen it! And I'm the only stone that stands in the garden right now!

So let's play a game today, you and I! I promise this time you'll be able to guess the rules. As long as you're just a little bit mad.