#hauntedhurley

[kylux]

happy uterus removal day

thank you B)

[spottedcryptid]

hauntedhurley HAPPY BIRTHDAY U LIL CUTIE MAY ALL YOUR HOPES AND WISHES COME TRUE AND DREAM SWEET DREAMS OF ANDY AND MAKE EVERYONE B EXTRA NICE 2 U CUZ U DESERVE THE WORLD !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[milkfrick]

skylar but then write ur essay 👍

idk what emoji that is but kissy face @u

S- a random fact about myself

im in love with whippets (this is a whippet) also I have one he’s a sweet angel 

K- Relationship with my parents

my dad’s not home most of the time and my mom’s kinda like my roommate, like sometimes we’ll watch tv together or whatever but mostly we stay out of eachothers way and so like when she nags me it bugs me more than it should bc im all like who do you think you are, my mom?

Y- Do you want to go to college?

well I don’t really have a choice bc my parents want me to be successful & I want to be successful too but like my mom keeps reminding me I have to apply next month and I still dont know what I’m gonna do and Id ont wanna go into debt for going to school for something I didnt even want and she’s telling me to apply for scholarships but im too average and ok anyway next letter

L- one of my insecurities

um my pale uneven skin? like I look really horrible in a bathingsuit

R- favourite song at the moment

I’ve had glowing eyes on repeat for a while so

your whole name, almost! tbh, for the bajillion a’s I’ve gotten I should just be putting different reasons down for why my last relationship ended bc oh man 

spell your name!! (essays are hard forgive me skylar I’ll do it tomorrow)

[shitrydenssay]

yo the people telling you to kill yourself are a bunch of butthurt rydens its???literally???just???a??ficTIONAL???RELATIONSHIP???? they honestly need to chill out completely

  As previously stated, they’re whining over some crap blog run by a teenager with acne all over their face.

  They’re cowardly, making themselves incognito with the anon because should they not use it, they’d be sent the same exact message in return.

  Pathetic, really.

[spottedcryptid]

fmk: andy in the princess outfit, andy in the bunny outfit, andy before he was tattooed and all blank and buzzcut-ed

I WENT TO REFRESH YM MEMORY TO COMPARE THE ANDREWS AND I SEE THIS FICKING PIC OF FOLIE ANDY SHIRTLESS LAYING IN BED W HIS EX AND HIS ARMS MUSCLES LOOKIN FINE WHY DO U HURT ME SKYLAR

FUCK PRINCESS  ANDY

MARRY BARE ANDY

KILL BUNNY ANDY

SLEEPOVER SATURDAY

[spottedcryptid]

fmk; tttyg/bowlcut andy, folie andy, srar andy

I AM SO ANGRY FIRST OF ALL HOW EVEN DA RE YOU I CANT EBLEIVE

FUCK SRAR ANDY

MARRY BOWLCUT AND  Y

KILL FOLIE AND Y 

SLEEP OVER SATURDAY

[spottedcryptid]

hi 🐝

The young boy wants to move ahead

Backstroke lover always hidin' 'neath the covers

I fucked someone with words, broke a promise

Too alarming now to talk it out

Clap if you've got a ticket to the end of the world

send me a ‘hi’ and i will put my playlist on shuffle, write down the first line of five songs and give it to you as a poem.

[kylux]

me + hurley xoxoxoxo \o/

yes

we need a ship name for you two

shops for groceries

hmm you both would prob go shopping bc #veganlife

kills the spiders

???? you bc i dont think andy would wanna kill the spiders

comes home drunk at 3am

you (i cant remember if you're straightedge tho omg)

makes breakfast

Andy 

remembers to feed the fish

Andy

decorates the apartment

you 

initiates duets

i feel like u would just 2 be a little shit

falls asleep first

Andy (imagine him falling asleep with his heAD RESTED AGAINST YOUR CHEST)