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On a very special episode of Haunts R Us we talk about witch doctors in Mexico and the demons we can hear on the podcast when we listen to it while high.

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2020 makde so much great art for our show. Here's a few close-ups of cheebs favorite pieces

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Okiku is a haunted doll that doesn't move, or talk, or hurt people. But she does continue to grow her real human hair and that's some how even more upsetting!!

Listen to our newest episode where we talk about Okikus story and debate if Vermont us a real state or not.

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You ever try to perform surgery on your dying furby but it goes wrong and your left with a goblin and a furby ghost at large. So then you decide to take a piece of furby fur and bury it to appease it's spirit??

Not me. But you can listen to us talk about it on our latest episode.

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merry Christmas to our lovely listeners!!

Here's some things to remember this holiday season as we get ready to visit family and engage in your preferred religious practices.

Saint Nicholas body was robbed and brought to italy

Then his body parts were distributed around the world and sold as relics to other churches

A anonymous eye witness described the people of turkey distraught and weeping when they found out their saint had been stolen from them.

13 of his body parts are in the US alone

Turkey deserves reparations #bringbacksanta2020

Listen to us talk about the practice of relics and the story OF THE Santa Claus himself right here:

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Look. I got some opinions about my killer doll franchises.

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(scary) CUT OPEN A HAUNTED GATO DOLL AT 3AM. SHE DID NOT LIKE IT.

Look, I think we know that's there's a fucking weird amount of kids content about haunted toys made by one guy. We talk about it on our latest episode about you boo Robert

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Boomers play and Zoomerbelle

They just don't make killer dolls like they used to.

Listen to three broads sing their praises for the very first child's play movie