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Sexy Lexie Ditches Her Training Wheels

www.celeb.com

By Haute Cocoa

Dammmmmmmn. Please tell me you’ve seen Lexie Baker diss her ex, hottie Seth Jerrick, after last night’s Reality TV Awards? No? Then you must be living under a freakin’ rock. The anonymous upload on YouTube of Lex’s rant has been viewed over four million times in the twelve hours since it’s been up. That means that millions of people around the globe are now aware that not all is well for her Aussie ex down under. Say what you will about Lexie Baker, with the way people are sharing this video, she makes getting around look good. You go, girl. 

“I’m not surprised she finally lost her sh*t on Seth. Dude deserved it after what he did to her,” says Ella Shreve of Grocery Clerk Wars. “Lexie is one of my closest friends and I’m just glad she’s starting to respect herself.” Depends on your definition of “respect.”

From her disastrous stint on Real Life to the smackdown last night, the Baker’s Dozen star has ditched her reality TV training wheels in a major way. Not only is she starring in her own show, she might soon find herself starring in wunderkind producer Jax Wilson’s personal life, as well. According to several sources, Sexy Lexie spent less than an hour at the MetaReel producer’s after party—but boy did she make it count. In that time, she managed to drop the mic on Seth and get Hollywood’s most non-eligible bachelor to lick her wounds for her. 

“Look, all I can say is that Jax took her somewhere in the back of the house and when he returned to the party, there was lipstick on his collar,” says a partier who prefers not to be named.

I would pay some serious dough to see Lexie and Wilson’s fiancé, model and red carpet reporter Gerri Thatcher, duke it out on Girlfight next season. All those in favor say aye! 

Lexie Baker, you are my new hero. Not only are you one of the few girls I know who can make Snooki from Jersey Shore look like a well-mannered young lady, but you’ve also gifted us with about ten thousand GIFs of Seth Jerrick’s face when you dissed his man parts.  

People, this honey’s taking LaLa Land by storm and I have a feeling she’s gonna be throwing some serious thunderbolts. I’ll be waiting to see it all play out from the safety of my couch.