#havenresortstarter

[starlet-rb-berry]

I must say, this resort is absolutely everything the rumors said it would be.

Absolutely worth every single penny, and I cannot wait to make full use of my stay here. Oh, how rude of me. I suppose introductions are necessary. I am Rachel Barbra Berry, Broadway actress and Vegan Extraordinaire. 

[havenkatherineblake]

Hello, my lovelies.

And how are all of you this fine weekend? No guests giving you trouble or problematic toy issues? Everyone in good health?

[havenkatherineblake]

We seem to be out of the peppermint lube

My dears, as I've continually asked, if you notice we're running low on something, please do inform me. Now I need to make a special order for more and I'm afraid that's going to cut into all of our profits.

[havenkatherineblake]

So how is everyone this marvelous evening?

You certainly seem to be settling in nicely for the night.

Any problems I should be aware of?

[havenkatherineblake]

Argh

I swear, having the casts off is almost as aggravating as having them on. I feel like my limbs are made of wet noodles. Absolutely useless.