seen from Malaysia
seen from China
seen from Kuwait
seen from Canada
seen from Kuwait
seen from United States
seen from China
seen from United Kingdom
seen from Jordan
seen from Taiwan
seen from Türkiye
seen from T1
seen from China
seen from Iraq
seen from Malaysia
seen from United States
seen from Italy
seen from France
seen from United Kingdom
seen from Italy
Clint: literally a bastard man, has is failing at life but still isn't dead by his pinky nail, was saved by a dog because he gave it pizza, adopted said dog, is master of the bow and arrow, NEVER MISS, is tired 24/7, bearly passes as a superhero, is friends with TWO ex-russian assasins, has a man crush on captain america, make god awful desisions, best freinds with "a literal 12 year old", NAP TIME*
Hawkeye Stans:
Clint: "I'm deaf."
Matt: "and I'm blind."
Both: "and welcome to jackass."
Kate: Why are you upset again?
Clint: I'm doing better in my mincraft world than I'm am in my real life.
Clint: Do you think different detergents have different tastes?
Wade: They do.
Kate: Why do i hear a strong sense of certainty in that statement?
Kate: Did all those kids finish playing mini-golf downstairs?
Clint: Yeah, i finally got them to go home. You know that redhead kid? Ernie? He swallowed two golf balls.
Kate: Oh my god. What did you do?
Clint: I should have done something?
Lucky: *disgusting, obviously searched a dumpster for pizza somewhere before waking clint up, dog/dumpster pizza breath, covered in sticky spots)
Clint: *just woke up* Gorgous. Good boy. Stunning. Beautiful. Love of my life. GREAT boy.
Kate: Okay Clint, it's been 4 hours. I think you need to get off the kitchen table.
Clint: Why? Is Santa Claus here to tell me I'm ugly and I have no friends?
Clint: ........... So, do you think dogs from other countries have different dog languages?
