#hawkiisms

[vultury]

@hawkiisms

[ SMS : HawkASS ] I know it was u

[ SMS : HawkASS ] U think ur such a clever little chicken shit 

[ SMS : HawkASS ] Changing all my alarms & ringtones to “Surfing Bird”

[ SMS : HawkASS ] Har-De-fuckin’-Har 

[ SMS : HawkASS ] I’ve got a bird for you

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[gotthedevilinem-blog]

there’s a metallic taste on his tongue, steady heart beats of unconscious men flooding the room, filling his ears. all of the hand, devil seeking revenge for his fallen first love with some unwanted assistance from another. he’s hurt too, he can smell it, causing masked man to turn to him with a mixture of concern and annoyance. swallowing, he wipes his mouth with the back of his glove, smearing crimson along his jaw somewhat as he does so. he sighs quietly. “you don’t need to be here,” he informs him. he can do this alone. has to, really.

@hawkiisms

[fovghtabear]

@hawkiisms // barton, clint

              ❛   ---did you see purple people when you were young?   ❜

[exrussian]

"i wasn't that drunk."

[Text: Clint] You climbed a tree and said ‘look how big this piece of broccoli is’

[Text: Clint] Then you fell out of it

[forcebeams-blog]

sadly there's not really a rubber duck that looks like nova. so clint tosses him an astronaut. that's close, right?

What. What? …What on Earth?

That’s a duck. This is not the weirdest thing that’s ever happened to Sam. It doesn’t come close. It’s still weird, though.

     “ Uh, thanks? I guess? ”

He uses his telekinesis to make sure it lands in his hands and inspects it. It’s kinda cute.

But why?