#hawks funny

[captainxsassafras]

Hawks: patrol done, comin over 4 snuggles bbybird

Y/n: Too late. I'm in bed and you'll keep me awake.

Hawks: plz! i miss my widdle chicken wing! 🍗❤❤❤

Y/n: Ugh, fine. But I'm not putting pants on for you.

Hawks: is that a threat or a promise??? 😘

Y/n: Nevermind. Where are my sweats?

Hawks: nnnnnnnooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!

Y/n: Ok, seriously. I can't find them. Did you spill wing sauce on your pants and steal them last time you were here?

Hawks: nope 😈

Y/n: ...Where are my pants?

Hawks: in my hands. hi bbybird!!! im on ur balcony! ❤

Y/n: Run. Run away.

Hawks: w/ur pants?

Y/n: ...

Y/n: Get your feathery ass in here before I change my mind.

Hawks: awww! bbybird! u do care!

Y/n: About my pants.

Hawks:

@queensynderella @smutbardpeach

[saki--draws--stuff]

Fun Fact: The drink Hawks is having is called the Suffering Bastard :’)

At least Hawks seems to be having a good time. Meanwhile, is Dabi spying on him, or inspecting him...??

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[vyrtuosoart]

I figured Hawks might have a hard time taking on/off his shirt or jacket so this comic was created

and then i realized that he probably just sheds his feathers before doing it so THIS comic was created

Bonus:

zoomed in of this panel bc it amuses me greatly

[nemosfanside]

hawks would be a pineapple pizzer, no need to deny it

[captainxsassafras]

Can you imagine Keigo's reaction the first time you remember his favorite food or his favorite drink or his favorite candy?

He'd be so happy! He wouldn't show just how much it affected him. He'd make it into a Thing™️ and make a big, teasing deal about it, but inside he'd be a big, schmoopy, melty mess! Especially if it came up that you remembered him liking it.

You walk in tossing him his favorite canned coffee.

Hawks: Aw! You got me food! You must love me! Songbird, does this mean we can finally get married? ❤️🥰❤️

You: Oh my gosh. Go away, you melodramatic pidgeon.

Hawk: But you got me my favorite!

You: Yeah, I know. You told me last week.

Hawks:

@queensynderella

[captainxsassafras]

Sooo.... Does Hawks call his dick a pecker?

Taking votes. Must know.

@queensynderella @lovekeigo @heyitswhiplash

[captainxsassafras]

Hawks, trying out new (terrible) nicknames: Hey there, Sugar Tits!

Me: Morning, Candy Cock! 🥰

Hawks:

@queensynderella @lovekeigo

[captainxsassafras]

Keigo rents out an entire Chick Fil A for your anniversary. Don't @ me. I only speak facts.

@queensynderella @lovekeigo @heyitswhiplash