#dabi funny

[death-of-the-self]

Fucking me

Was in a dunk meme mood

[saki--draws--stuff]

Fun Fact: The drink Hawks is having is called the Suffering Bastard :’)

At least Hawks seems to be having a good time. Meanwhile, is Dabi spying on him, or inspecting him...??

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[vyrtuosoart]

I figured Hawks might have a hard time taking on/off his shirt or jacket so this comic was created

and then i realized that he probably just sheds his feathers before doing it so THIS comic was created

Bonus:

zoomed in of this panel bc it amuses me greatly

[dabis-azure-songstress]

Dabi x Drunk! Reader

Hey, lovebugs! Another short crack idea hit me about Dabi dealing with a drunk reader. She is based on me according to what my best friend told me about myself the one time that I actually was drunk. (I drank three bottles of three different whiskeys because I was in pain from a septum clicker piercing getting stuck in my nose and I highly suggest not doing that xD) Usually, I can handle my liquor extremely well, but that night I was just gone. Apparently, I really liked her boobs and was completely honest about it. LOL. I just wanted to give ya’ll some shits and giggles honestly. I hope you like it and I hope you laugh way too hard!

Warnings: This is a complete crack, Dabi gets groped but not how you’re probably thinking xD, slight NSFW

“...Are you ok?” came Dabi’s voice from where he leaned against the brick wall outside of the bar. “Hnnn...” you sneered prettily. “I’m wonderful, baby. Just a little tuckered.”

“Y’know for some reason, I don’t really believe you doll-face.” he chuckled as your body squished into his tall, lanky build in a tight embrace. “Mm, believe it. Hey, guess what?”

“Hmmm?” he drawled, already beginning to stumble back to your apartment slowly with you in his side. He’d never seen you drunken before in over the ten years he’d known and dated you. You nuzzled into his chest and cupped him with a heated hand, causing him to freeze in utter shock. “Wow, it’s so squishy. I love your dick. You’d look really weird if your package was any bigger or smaller.  It’s so perfect for you.”

A surprisingly loud bark of laughter erupted from the male’s chest and all heat that had begun to pool in him ebbed away. “What in the hell? Uh, thanks, I guess baby doll?”

“Mmhm~ You’re so welcome, sexy.” He managed to get you through the door slowly before he pulled you to lay with him, cuddled deeply into his chest. You were already dozing and boy, was he going to tease you and give you a hard time tomorrow.

“Pfft, crazy woman.” He’d probably try to get you drunk again later, just to see what other kinds of shenanigans would happen and see what else he could tease you about.