hazardback replied to your photoset: So I am back and literally have no idea how...
drjanicelester replied to your photoset: So I am back and literally have no idea how...
I like the haircut! I would prefer something shorter in the back and on the sides (but I’m a girl so idk how2men hair). The outfit looks nice but, maybe another colour tie?; what shoes are you wearing?
pumpkin-ninja replied to your photoset: So I am back and literally have no idea how...
I don’t hire anyone with flashy objects.
halloweencow replied to your photoset: So I am back and literally have no idea how...
lock-shock-and-danni replied to your photoset: So I am back and literally have no idea how...
YES! Good. That is what I was aiming for. As long as I look hireable they have to hire me, correct?
I was told once that my neck is long like a brontosaurus (or you know, apatosaurus because reasons) so it's better if my hair is long in the back? I don't know! I don't do men hair either which is why I let it grow long and unwieldy before plopping it down in front of a haircut person and demand "FIGHT BACK THE STRINGY MONSTER WITH YOUR SCISSORS!" My shoes are irrelevant but they are black and kind of square-y and feel weird. I am not going to take pictures of them because that requires walking downstairs.
If you don't hire anyone with flashy objects that means you don't run a brothel, since I'm sure people wouldn't attend your brothel if no flash-y-ness happened. And if you don't work at a brothel why would I even want to work at your boring place of work anyway? (But if your work is cool you should hire me and make my flashy thing an exception)
You're a gigantic ______. [insert word that would be most offensive to you or leave it blank so that you just are a gigantic.]
BT in very nice clothing~ Sort of. I have a proper tux that prossibly doesn't fit anymore. I should probably find out. Honestly, I prefer my red shirts but my mom said to not arrive at the interview looking like I was on fire (she didn't actually say that I am just a flagrant liar)