#hazardposting

[crystalhazard]

I WANT TO FIND ALL THE CURES TO DISEASES AND THEN MAKE OTHERS PAY ONE BILLION BUX FOR THEM. AND THEN DELAY SENDING THE CURE TO THEM SO THEY DIE

[crystalhazard]

PEOPLE HAVE BEEN SAYING I'M "DOOMED BY THE NARRATIVE."

WHAT DOES THIS MEAN?

[crystalhazard]

I AM NOT GAY

[crystalhazard]

IF YOU COUGH OR SNEEZE AROUND ME YOU ARE IMMEDIATELY SENT TO THE FIRING SQUAD

[crystalhazard]

So!

- hands you necklace with a key on the end -

I trust that. I can leave now.

What. WHAT HAVE YOU HANDED ME THE KEYS TO!? DO YOU DARE MOCK ME!?

ARGHHHH!!

[Well... Already they're on a mission to try every keyhole they come across. The most efficient science, I'm sure.]

[crystalhazard]

so snow washes you?????

Have you ever stood outside in GLORIOUS BLACKROCK in the middle of summer and the weather was still entirely cold but still freezing and you turn into a sopping wet mass as the Wet tries to kill you? It's the best time of year

[crystalhazard]

EXPLODE!!!!!!

[crystalhazard]

I FUCKING LOVE BLACKROCK DELIGHT!! MY DOCTOR CAN'T STOP ME!!!!