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Steve: He’s killing it. I love his singing.
April: LET THE MAN FINISH!
Steve: Damn. Go right for the throat why don’t you?
April: HOLY- WHAT THE-
April: 😰
Steve: ...
Steve: I’m so gay.
April: ...That was your first thought?
Welp, that’s our stopping point!
Steve: Alastor’s haircut is a little weird in the back, ngl.
April: I already want to know ALL the history between these two.
“You think I’m some kinda clown?!”
“Maybe.”
Steve: That’s the sickest one-word burn I’ve ever heard.
“We are keeping this!”
April: You mean the booze or Husk?
April: Coming on a little strong there, Charlie.
“This is going to be very entertaining!”
Steve: It sure will be.
April: I’m calling it now. One day Vaggie is gonna punch Alastor.
“I can suck ya dick.”
Steve: Wow guys, I didn’t think Angel would die in the pilot.
And that’s when Alastor knew... He fucked up.
April: Bean.
April: Why is it weird that-
April: Wait-
April: Angel’s not a woman.
April: But anyway, why would it be weird if they were all women?
April: Jumping bean.
April: He’s seriously competing with Sir Pentious for “Most Extra Character.”
April: Speaking of wacky nonsense, what’s that expression?
April: I thought it was just you. So Vaggie apparently doesn’t trust men. That reminds me, didn’t someone mention that she was a prostitute when she was alive?
Steve: I think so.
April: What do you mean he’s a deal maker?
Steve: Well, you’re certainly dedicated to your cause. I don’t know if it’s really a wise decision, but I mean... Wait, what would Alastor do if you said no?
April: ...Oh. Oh, you have a point there. What would he do?
April: WHAT DID SHE JUST SAY ABOUT NO TRICKSTER VOODOO MAGIC?!
April: What???
“This ridiculous thing you’re trying to do!”
April: Oof. So he doesn’t actually believe in Charlie’s cause. I mean, I had my suspicions, but I thought he may at least pretend to care about it.
April: Boredom-
April: Because of boredom...
Steve: I still like my theory that he’s trying to use Charlie to get close to Lucifer.
Steve: He is very very pretty and I am VERY GAY AT THE MOMENT.
“That’s wacky nonsense!”
April: I love his word choice. Not even just here. Everything that comes out of his mouth is gold.
Steve: Props to Edward Bosco for nailing this voice so flawlessly.
Steve: I didn’t think it was possible for me to get any more gay.
April: Meh.
April: ...Not the time, Angel.
April: GO. COMFORT HER.
April: Talk to your daughter, woman!
Steve: If both of Charlie’s parents are against her, I’m adopting her.
“I think Dad was right about me.”
April: ALRIGHT LUCIFER IT’S TIME TO SQUARE THE FUCK UP-
Steve: I’m already homoflexible. You don’t have to make me any more gay.
April: Holy shit-
April: The pilot is officially better than I ever could’ve hoped.
April: 😟
Steve: You think the little goat demons are driving?
April: *GASP* SHOW ME MY BOYS-
Steve: I’m still on the theory that you’d be reincarnated if you died in hell.
April: Wholesome
“Or the side that ain’t dead.”
April: She has a point.
Steve: Yes, it is ABSOLUTELY my business. Do you have any idea how long the question of your hat’s sentience has been plaguing me?
April: That sign in the background tho-
Steve: I’ve noticed that usually... Either sex jokes fly right over your head, or you notice sex jokes when the person talking didn’t even mean to make a sex joke. How are you doing so far?
April: Well, I get every sex joke that Angel makes.
Steve: Ah. That’s more than you usually pick up.
