#sir pentious

[couldtheycatchkira]

Could Pendleton solve the Kira murders?

Could catch Kira, would survive

Could not catch Kira, would survive

Could catch Kira, would not survive

Could not catch Kira, would not survive

Remaining time: 6 days 12 hours

[aboxofcaptaincrunch]

Lol get milked idiot (y'all can't tell me this hasn't happened at least once during their partnership)

[xvivinx]

"You whores have no class! In war, the side remembered is the side with the most style!"

[imdcathsmeow29]

When Sir Pentious has a type and it's gremlin

[clementinecalls]

Pentious making this for Rosie idk

[ribbon-heartwise]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MY LOVELY HUSBAND (ignore the year, that's the earliest it would let me put it. he's from the 1800s(?))

[incorrect-hazbin]

Sir Pentious: Cherri just texted me back "lmao" from the other room.

Sir Pentious: I hear no laughing. No ass hitting the floor.

Sir Pentious: I've married a laugh liar.