#hazhell

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man i have so many posts floating around and ive gotten like a hundred followers recently. um hi im luna, i use mirrored pronouns (tme), im in my twenties and im a mixed blasian. this blog is 90% me bitching and 10% me liveblogging media i personally despise.

im pinning this with some tags

#luna landing, my personal post tag

#hazhell, my hateblogging of vivziepop properties

#bfs, my hateblogging of the boyfriends webcomic and other things related to it

#poor guide, tips and tricks on being poor and disabled in the united states

#💣 is faves

i love discussing media so message me whenever if you wanna talk, media critique is a special interest

my carrd link is in my bio with other info about me

im also selling my 7 string electric guitar dm for details

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the real question is: are you going to take one for the team and marathon helluva boss next?

........ill start today. 🤢

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whatever back to hazbin posting

alastor might be the worst character in anything ever hes specifically designed to piss me off

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ive officially watched a little over half of hazbin hotel and thus half of the soundtrack. i need to say this. to anyone who says "at least the music is great!", you are so damningly wrong that it physically harms me. the sountrack is some of the worst ive heard in an animated musical. i do not say that lightly.

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helluva boss is a childrens show. it literally is. the only difference is the sexual content and cursing.

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GET THIS SHIT OFF MY DASH KILL YOURSELF NOW!!!!!!

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so i finished season 1 of helluva boss in one sitting. i have less to say about it then i did about hazbin hotel. it was bad but not worse, but bad in its own new way. like i said, it has the tone and writing of a butch hartman show, and is basically a childrens show. it tries to do what hazbin does where it shoves unearned sentiment down your throat while also trying to be the least emotionally sincere and cynical piece of comedy out here. you cant have it both ways. you cant.

the designs were less hideous but it was all visually overstimulation and overdesigned chaos on screen. the voice acting was noticably worse????? than hazbin. everything was so Loud and in your face, it was way more cocomelon than hazbin was and it numbed me. so much happened. none of it mattered.

this show is for people who wanted to fuck the purple guy from five nights at freddys. this is a show for people that think that starkid needs more sex and cursing. this is a show for people you never want to meet in your community college's sga lgbta+ club, but will inevitably run into because you live in a white suburban neighborhood. southpark fans would adore this. i want to rip people open with my teeth.

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i take back what i said about hazbin hotel i kind of miss it now. helluva boss makes me welcome death in ways i never have before.