#poor guide

[thatsamorayeel]

If guide had been isekaid to another piece if fiction, ¿which one would they have prefered?

Tricky question, there's looooots of options.

Undertale would generally be a safe bet I think. Guide could easily be mistaken for a monster so they'd blend in just fine. Problems would arise eventually of course when the human falls.

Slime Rancher would also definitely be a top contender. Left alone on a ranch where they get to do nothing but take care of cute slimes all day? Yes please.

They honestly don't always want a high-stakes adventure and sometimes just need to chill for a while to collect themselves emotionally.

Sadly they rarely get a choice as to where they end up. They can really only take what they're given.

[l-na]

man i have so many posts floating around and ive gotten like a hundred followers recently. um hi im luna, i use mirrored pronouns (tme), im in my twenties and im a mixed blasian. this blog is 90% me bitching and 10% me liveblogging media i personally despise.

im pinning this with some tags

#luna landing, my personal post tag

#hazhell, my hateblogging of vivziepop properties

#bfs, my hateblogging of the boyfriends webcomic and other things related to it

#poor guide, tips and tricks on being poor and disabled in the united states

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i love discussing media so message me whenever if you wanna talk, media critique is a special interest

my carrd link is in my bio with other info about me

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[allukas]

[l-na]

another poor guide for you

other things to fudge in general for resources: if you need to move out of your abusive household, or need to leave a place youre financially dependent on, or are about to be evicted, or some other very precarious situation that requires you live somewhere cheap....

find a peer resource center near you. you might need insurance for this, but you can ask them for resources on how to get on medicaid. look into transitional age youth if youre under 24.

ask for homelessness verification. youre going to need to HARDCORE bullshit about being homeless. make it realistic, say youre out on the streets three times a week. usually they have an application that will automatically be sent to some sort of service that will then get back to you with resources.

DO NOT CLAIM TO BE IN COLLEGE IN ANY WAY. LIE. I CANNOT STRESS THIS ENOUGH.

frame it like you cannot survive in shelters. you want to implore you need independent living. if you have a disability, exaggerate it.

hide income. you do not have a job. you do not have money.

ask for resources for finding low income/no income apartments. if the apartments require a certain amount of income, oh look, you just got a job, isnt that great!

????

success?

its highly dependent on where you live and whats available, but you might be able to squeeze into a studio, one, two, or three bedroom apartment thats low income. and believe it or not, low income apartments are usually in well connected metro areas and look decent. i live in one right now.

oh yeah step zero is do not feel a single ounce of guilt for using these resources.

they will only help you at your lowest if you are in the most desperate situation a human could possibly be in. they still find ways to reject people who are in much worse situations than you, because these systems are built on hate. if this is life or death, lie. lie all day long. as a peer specialist ive advised my clients to lie before, and ive even been given advice on how to lie by my peer specialists back before my training. everyone knows the systems rigged. be confident. i live with three other people who are all low income and poor and we were in danger of being homeless and we STILL had to lie about things to get our apartment. fuck the system. do what must be done.