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8.0 I Get Creepy In Airports

In 2010, I flew to the Midwest and tried to seduce the blonde stewardess into watching season 5 of One Tree Hill with me instead of attending to the passengers. I failed =/

Here's what happened, "Sometimes you’re in Starbucks on your ipad covertly looking at pornography… Sometimes you’re at the food court in the mall, reading the nutrition facts on your Subway napkin that came in the bag with your $5 footlong… Sometimes you’re recalibrating your binoculars by using a neighbors apartment across the way as a focal point… Sometimes you’re actually using your ipad for something besides pornography. Maybe you’re reading the greatest blog of the century HBGWHEM… And then Read More.

#HBGWHEm #Air travel #Long Reads #t/james reagan #writing

HBGWHEM 6.0 K-Cav, The Hills, Living in a Post-Hills World

In 2010 I wasn't very social, but I did watch a lot of episodes of The Hills so I feel like I got the jist of what having interpersonal relationships was like at the start of the new decade.

I wrote, " After like 12 impressive views on Myspace for the last blog of HBGWHEM, it turns out that people are tired of me dancing around the fact that I really want to write every post about Taylor Momsen. In response, I promise not to mention Taylor Momsen at all this post. I have lots of time to write this entry because I flaked out on my plans. I was supposed to go to Warped Tour, but couldn’t get the energy to Read More

#Kristen Cavallari #The Hills #2010 #long reads #HBGWHEM #writing #t/james reagan