He makes wheat machines to show his affection
(I'm watching X's Hc1 rn, in 057 he makes Keralis a wheat machine and I think that's adorable, also this took like ten minutes excuse the fact that he looks like a ninja turtle)

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He makes wheat machines to show his affection
(I'm watching X's Hc1 rn, in 057 he makes Keralis a wheat machine and I think that's adorable, also this took like ten minutes excuse the fact that he looks like a ninja turtle)
HC1
So, I have this little headcanon about how Enders work and what makes them so deeply unsettling.
And it’s entirely their ability to pick up blocks.
Hear me out, In the Minecraft world, only two beings seem capable of just taking a block, whole and intact. A) The Player, and B) Enders. And both are rare in any given area. Especially Enders, since they tend to avoid places with too much water, like humid jungles or cold regions where snow eventually melts into damp ground.
Now, think about how villagers build. They have to work like we do, cutting trees into planks, shaping materials by hand. If they pick up soil, it’s just a handful of dirt. But then, imagine walking somewhere and seeing a perfect block missing from a structure. Or worse, one placed somewhere it shouldn’t be. No tool marks, no signs of how it was moved. Just gone. Or there. Unnatural.
And that brings me to Three Eye’s domain. Over time, he’s dismantled nearly every tree and rebuilt them. But not normally. He’s made them eerily straight, sometimes too tall, too precise. Beyond his domain, nature grows wild, trees twist, lean, sprawl. But the moment you step into his land, everything is… wrong. No bends. No natural curves. Just rows of towering, too-perfect trees.
Like something tried to recreate a forest from memory but didn’t quite understand how they’re supposed to grow.
Joe Hills in Hermitcraft Season 1: Oh, there's an attic in here... I should hide a body or something up here!
I played the first Hello Charlotte game! I enjoyed it but I'm not good with puzzles at all so there was a lot of suffering
Of course I recorded and edited all my hardships into a cringe compilation for your entertainmen! I hope you enjoy seeing me struggle
This is not the type of thing I usually post on my channel so the video is stuck in three views hell. Hopefully it can get out of it
Stay tuned for part 2!
Happier Camper HC1
CAN WE PLEASE TALK ABOUT HOW JOEHILLS WROTE BIFFSUMA FANFICS IN SEASON ONE??? I CAN PROVIDE SCREENSHOTS IF YOU ALL WANT THEM???
"If you're watching this in an educational setting, first of all, what is wrong with your instructor? And second, thanks...? I guess that means that I somehow redeemed myself in the second half of this... whatever I'm making." (https://youtu.be/BR1UoJT_K7o)
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frei (the oracle)
Just so you know. Even if your friends abandon you. Even if your mother abandons you. Even if the whole world abandons you. I’ll always be by your side. Please keep that in mind.
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