#he certainly does

[billiamdoor]

Imagine being loved by me

[ask-the-celestial-family]

Golden, do you have trauma we don't know about?

My...My last wife, Mari, Marionette, my Phantom disguised himself as me, made a baby with her. All that bullshit he put us through before I locked him away. It was such a difficult pregnancy and it was immensely magically powerful and draining for her. She didn't make it an hour after having Glamrock. When she died, I was broken, I had a new baby, because I couldn't not keep him, she gave her life for him to be born, he was the last thing she gave me. I..I thought I couldn't love anyone after Mari. -Golden Freddy🐻

[epiphemera]

karin & rose; "Taichouuu," Karin slithers in with an armful of black garland and orange lights, "it's that time of year again... I have ten minutes left on my lunch break, do you mind if I spook-ify your office quick?"

a long-fingered, black-taloned hand pauses on the stylus of the captain's turntable, about to lift it into place. "ah, my third-seat has perfect timing as always!" rose exclaims and turns with an indulgent smile. it seems they've had the same idea in mind for today. instead of being dressed in his usual haori and uniform, the captain's adorned himself with a rich, crimson-lined cape and elegantly-brocaded suit׃ the very picture of gothic victorian decadence. and to complete the picture, in full view thanks to that smile, are long and pearly fangs. he sets the needle to his chosen record and delicate, eery music floats about the room as the blonde visored sweeps over to his visitor to relieve her of her armful. "allow me to assist, and take as much time as you need, my dear karin-chan. traditions are an essential part of our lives, after all———they draw us together in such wonderful ways~"

[asktheheirofslytherin]

My mum says I'm dealing with my friendship problems by "cutting off the nose to spite the face". I suppose you know all about that sort of thing.

Do you think you are being cute?

[scarylikethemovie]

Normal Things going on on the Irate Gamer's website.

[aonarantyrxnt]

King do you ever wear banana hammocks?

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*squint*

[hunkadorusrex]

He throw.

[lorettalovecaneven]

Are we forgiving Prince Harry for his Nazi costume cause he looks good with a beard?