#he is 25

[tvonq]

i cannot take those video fancall events seriously knowing that these grown ass men are being forced to act cute whilst the staff members are watching them from behind the camera

[radiumeater]

gross hentai freak voice: well you see, if we say that this hypersexualized character who looks and acts like she’s 12 is technically 18 canonically it can’t be pedophilic anymore (:

[bitchboythepyro]

My coworker (25yo btw): *approaching our sous chef* "I frew up 👉👈"

Our sous chef: *absolutely bewildered*

[lady-une]

Me to new guy I’m talking to: *gushes about reading a new enemies to lover story*

Him: that’s cool not sure if I would watch that.

Me: *ignores that he said watch* yeah I love writing angsty stuff! *rattles off about my own stuff*

Him: so you write, that’s cool. Can I read it?

Me: *looks at my work* ummm no.

[aquaheartgirl]

I will never get over the fact that my boyfriend legit thought the phrase was “crink in the neck” rather than “crick”

[timelessmulder]

my brother got me the wrong kind of chocolate syrup (he got the kind that solidifies on ice cream) and he just started??? chugging it in my doorway

[ser0quelangel]

breaking news: high school graduate starts new life after high school to discover that she is still, in fact, prone to a fUCKING TRAINWRECK

[sleepyfan-girl]

This warms my heart

My brother is here just for my nephew's birthday 😭 even to he has to travel for 6 hours again tonight to get back to work. I'm so proud of him 😭