My Santiago Headcanons
Birthday - August 1, 1867
Zodiac Sign - Fire sign of a Leo
Vampire Transformation - August 19, 1925
Age - Human age is 58 - Vampire age is 20 (he's the youngest vampire in the theatre)
Different Names - Human name was Francis Naughton but he changed his name to Santiago Windsor it sounds more like a vampire actor name
Fake Blond - Bleach his hair blond as a theatre kid he has identify as a blond his entire life but secretly his natural hair color is black
First Words as a Baby - "I'M NOT CRYING ... I'M ACTING !!!"
Posh British Parents - Old money rich Victorian parents they were very posh and sophisticated his posh British accent is from them
Only Child - Had no brothers or sisters it made him independent at a young age
Acting Goals - He always wanted to be an actor he was born with a desire to be on stage
First Acting Job - Cast to play Fleance at the age of 8 (it is a child character in Macbeth)
Popular Boy in School - Student at rich private boarding schools was very popular and had lots of friends because he was so fun and entertaining
Best Subjects in School - Theatre Drama Class – obviously (his drama teacher said he was a natural)
- English Literature Class – reading stories, analyzing characters, studying the writing (it's how he could critique Sam's play)
- History Class – particularly interested in historical context for stories or characters (it's how he knows many historical facts)
- Public Speaking Debate Class – research, fact checks, speech, manipulation skills (it's why he play the Advocate in the trial)
- Maths Class – very good at maths (it's how he calculated maths in the trial he said that when Lestat dropped Louis the fall was 2 kilometers approximately)
- Foreign Language Class – took many classes for different foreign languages (to get acting jobs in different countries)
- PE Class – very athletic and masculine (he only plays sports as a hobby but he prefers to play characters)
Worst Subjects in School - Creative Writing Class – can't write a story (he told his teacher he can only act a story) - Music Class – can not sing and is not good at playing any musical instruments (it's why he never did a musical before)
- Art Class – can not draw or paint art (he told teacher he's an actor not an artist so can only paint his make up for theatre)
Refuse Nepotism - Mother offer to pay for his career goals but he refused it because he wanted to achieve success on his own hard work
Voice - Deep voice developed from smoking cigarettes since age 10
First Sexual Experience - Lost his virginity on stage while acting a sex scene between Romeo and Juliet
Teen Pregnancy - Was 16 when he played Romeo and the Juliet actress was 13 (both legal age in the UK back in 1880 but their parents were still happy that she did not accidentally get pregnant)
Queer Theatre Kid - Was having sex with cute boys from his theatre class at school (he came out as bisexual at age 17)
Daddy Issues - Hates his mortal father who refuse to ever support his bisexuality or acting career
Vanity - Was a diva actor even as a human had a big ego from knowing he's talented
Theatre Star - Best actor of the York Theatre Royal had a crowd of fans beg for his autograph
Sex Symbol - Attractive actor is always a sex symbol (it was scandalous in the Victorian era because women got wet in their seats)
Flirty Female Fans - Women asked him to sign their titties and he did it with no hesitation
Biggest Fan - His biggest fan was a gay guy who had a tattoo of Santiago's name on his arse
Beauty Burden - His beauty was such a burden that it attracted stalkers and obsessed fans he hire body guards to be his security
Shakespeare Star - Famous for playing a jealous villain Iago
Pride of a Professional Actor - Fans proposition him for sex but he has a strict rule to never fuck his fans because it's very unprofessional
Multi-lingual - Can speak multiple languages:
- English – can speak British English, American English, and the Old English like in his plays of Shakespeare
- French – can fluently speak French after he lived in Paris for many decades
- German – can speak German he learned it during World War 2 when the Germans invaded France
- Vietnamese – can speak Vietnamese he learned it from Tuan and Quang so he can understand them clearly
- Spanish – can speak Spanish it's why he is called Santiago
- Cat – can speak the language of cats he can meow, purr, and hiss like a cat
- Money – it's his favorite language he's an actor who will say what ever is in the script if it pays him money
- Is not 100% fluent in every language but he was a human actor for 50 years and he did Shakespeare in 100 languages
World Experience - Traveled the world as a theatre actor (it's how he can mimic so many accents)
Santiago in Chicago - Meet artist named Walt Disney in 1920 (it's where he learned Chicago accent)
Santiago in New Orleans - A concert of Louis Armstrong in 1922 (it's where he learned New Orleans accent)
First Boy Friend - Scottish black guy named Bruce (he wore traditional kilts with no underwear and flash his dick at people to shock them Santiago thought he was hilarious but after his travel pass expired then he left Scotland)
First Girl Friend - Spanish farm girl named Lenora (she came from a very poor background was super excited to date a rich celebrity she expected him to have a 13 inch cock he had to break up with the delusional girl)
Bachelor - Never got married because was always suspicious that women only wanted him because he was a celebrity
Celebrity Dating - Dated other celebrities in the past but would never do it again because every celebrity he dated has cheated on him
Cheating Accusations - Has never cheat on anyone he dated but he gets accused of cheating because he's so cunning they think he would cheat
Frequent Break Ups - Has broke up with multiple people (Eglée, Lenora, Celeste, and many more)
Pregnant Actresses - Many actresses got pregnant by him (not all famous but the famous ones are:) - Mae West - Theda Bara - Greta Garbo - Louise Brooks - Marlene Dietrich - Joan Crawford - Josephine Baker - Anna May Wong - Yukiko Tsukuba - Carolina Otero - Carmen Ruiz Moragas - Dolores del Río - Fatma Begum - Durgabai Kamat - Florence Mills - Aida Overton Walker - Maude Fealy - Clara Bow - Mary Pickford - Lily Elsie - Gladys Cooper - Sarah Bernhardt - Jeanne Roques - Renée Adorée
(pregnant between years 1885 until 1924)
Secret Abortions he paid for abortions to protect his career (he has a lot of shame and guilt from this)
Struggle with Alcohol - Depressed from aborting his babies he became an alcoholic in the last year of his human life as a struggling actor
Paranoia - Still paranoid that he might have a human child some where on Earth
Worst Fear - Has bad nightmares of random kids finding him at Théâtre des Vampires and saying that he is their father
Bank Account - Has a lot of money saved in his bank in case he has to pay for child support
Paternity Investigation - Got a DNA test to prove that the young Shirley Temple was not his child (he was slightly disappointed by this)
Secret Sadness - Regret not having kids when he saw Judy Garland perform in Wizard of Oz he cried tears of blood at the theatre knew his kids would have been talented
Brothel Visits - Goes to Le Chabanais brothel and pays French prostitutes to pretend that he will breed them with his vampire babies
Serial Killer Encounter - Fucked prostitutes with Jack the Ripper he did not tell police he knew who kill them because he did not want his career ruined (it happened when he was a young actor)
Obsession with Olivier - Worships actor Laurence Olivier as a god he tried to seduce him multiple times but was so intense it scared the human away
Theatre Couple Envy - Jealous of Vivien Leigh as wife of Olivier he refused to watch Gone with the Wind no matter how much Celeste beg him
Blond Competition - Worked in plays for Oscar Wilde they had a gay affair first before Oscar cheat on him with a younger blond named Bosie Douglas
Revenge for Infidelity - Sent a letter to Oscar Wilde in jail to say that he was a genius writer but he was stupid for falling in love with an ugly boy
Make Up Skills - Did the make up for Baby Lulu (it's why he was wearing blue eye shadow during her trial because it's his make up)
Feline Affection - Loves cats (pet names after Shakespeare characters)
Pet Death After Vampirism - Favorite cat was named Cleopatra but she died of a heart attack in shock watching him transform into a vampire (he still keeps a photo of her by his mirror)
Classical Music Preference - Favorite song is Danse Macabre by French composer Camille Saint-Saëns he listens to it to get in a mood for stage
Blood Type Preference - Favorite Blood type is A+ he loves to drink humans with this blood it tastes the most delicious to him
Asian Food Preference - Favorite food was veggie sushi rolls he discovered it while working in Japan (could eat a plate of it with chop sticks)
Strict Diet and Exercise - Was a healthy vegetarian as a human he followed a strict diet and exercised (it's why he is so muscular with a fit body)
Kissing Reputation - Every actress he's ever worked with says that Santiago is the best kisser
Kissing Preparation - Uses chap stick and breath mints to prepare for the kiss scene on stage before he bites the human and kills them
Best Blow Job - Was by a young Cary Grant Santiago watch his very handsome face the entire time Cary was sucking him off
Worst Blow Job - Was by his ex-girlfriend Eglée Santiago was bored while she suck him and hates to clean her lip stick off his dick
Royal Romance - Secretly dated Prince Edward VIII he was the most elite lover of Santiago it's why he chose the last name Windsor for his love of the British royal family
Role Rivalry - Fight with Bela Lugosi over Dracula role which Santiago thinks was so funny after he became a vampire in real life
Casting Couch - Sucked a director’s dick to play Hamlet he was 58 too old and the tour was shitty but he got the job from his blow job skills
Drunk Entertainer - His drunk speech of To Be Or Not To Be is what attracted a vampire to want him
Pretty Privilege - Was handsome for entire human life even when he got older in his age 50s but he still was able to get acting jobs
Wealth Decline - Was rich as a young actor but his career started to fade as he got older it made him desperate to keep his wealth
Side Job Hustle - Performed as a drag queen in gay clubs to make extra money to pay his bills when his theatre career was fading as a human
Rich Vampire Reputation - After he became a vampire working for Théâtre des Vampires he is so popular with fans who pay to see him every night he is the most rich actor of the theatre BDSM Interests - Visits underground BDSM night clubs many have products available to buy it's how Santiago got his BDSM harness
Crush on Claudia - Enjoys to masturbate about Claudia it always gives him an intense orgasm but he has to clean the mess in his coffin
Ménage à Trois - Has three somes with Celeste & Estelle who have an open relationship so it's fun
Best Vampire Sex - Got fucked by Armand over 1,000 times (it's high sex drive of an ancient vampire)
Worst Vampire Sex - Got very bored of fucking Eglée (it's why he broke up with her so fast)
Rejection - Tried to seduce Gustave but was rejected because Gustave wanted Eglée not him so Santiago said to enjoy his sloppy seconds
Sexy Name Origin - Stole the name Santiago from a stripper in a strip tease show at the Moulin Rouge
Fare Thee Well - Blew a good bye kiss to his maker right before was killed by Armand
