#he kept going

[sillydeimos]

why did auditor even infect jeb in the first place why not just kill him right then and there what did torturing him accomplish

[cold-wet-socks]

ya’ll my dad finally got the “road work ahead” vine right

[homemademoonbeams]

is the tweet, ‘stan has no kid’ valid now?

[arcanedivision]

"WELL WELL WELL" (I love this meme lol bye)

He’s not ashamed that he’s been caught. “I’ll make a deal with you.” However he remains gradually stroking himself. “If you help me out, you can sit on my face for as long as you want.” Teeth latching onto his lesser lip as his thoughts just run off with the many scenarios that have yet to be had with them, he pumps himself a little faster. “Th-Then after.” He gains composure. “We can take a nice night drive and eat dinner in the car with a beautiful view of the city, yeah?” He offers, as sincerely as a grown man getting off can offer. “Naya, please, baby.” He hates begging.

[dainesanddaffodils]

Yesterday at work I had a grown man tell me that our cookies were, and I quote: orgasmic. He actually said that. Aloud. In a cafe full of people.

I had no idea what to do with that.

[frek]

I was just talking (reminiscing really) with the husband about BBC's Robin Hood and how it had ended.

I was done with the show after S2 and my favorite chars were gone. I MOURNED them gdi. But he persevered and watched S3. Let me tell you, I never laughed harder at his reaction to the finale. He kept going "WHAT? WAIT NO? WHAT?! YOU CAN'T DO THAT!" 

The best (or worst...) part of it all, though, was that later that night, we watched Doctor Who: End of Time Pt 1 & 2. Ten is my husband's favorite Doctor, so you can imagine how his day went.

I still laugh when I think about it today.

[byeraleigh]

Vying Valentines

John: ugh i need to text him back

but i also have to go to banana republic

i have to

and so does everyone

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