#he outed himself

[intoxicatedfandom]

Worlds Collide.

In discussing problems with jury selection on Last Week Tonight, John Oliver noted one contractor who called pools from townships using alphabetical order (surprisingly the heavily black or Latino townships had names toward the end of the alphabet) until they had a pool of 10,000. Oliver noted the obvious problem of discrimination against Z, which he said contained all the hotties like Zayn and Zendaya. It was a joke of course, but the bigger truth emerged:

John Oliver is a zstan. I knew it.

How could he help himself?

We get it, John. How could you not?

[lilkingalix]

Gay as a right angle

So I was in math class and most of the people in there are really quiet and keep to them selves unless we work in groups. So we were reviewing for our midterms and the teacher was talking about complementary and supplementary lines. Teacher: “…so supplementary angles are 180 degrees. They are always 100% straight-” and a small, shy little voice some where in the class i hear “unlike me, wish it was that easy”