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[ginwhitlock]

I love talking to my ex I always get straight to the point

[loverboy-iero]

my dad just said the creepiest thing to me and like.. I think he was joking? But it lowkey scared me a little

[witchloved]

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[yuckierfish6]

Nice ass mommy 🌝🌝🌝🌝🌝

😂😘

[quentin---tarantino-blog]

Today i sent an email to my teacher to alert him that ill be absent from class today. And i decided the best way to do so was by sending him a rhyme. It was something about Benny blowing a bubble and then it popped. I said "those rhymes are ill, and so am i. Have a good day"

[wintersgoldenchild]

I went to say "piss off" and "fuck yourself" at the same time and accidentally ended up telling my brother to go piss himself.

[sinand-misery]

Went to get smoothies for breakfast this morning.

Coworker told the lady his name was Captain America. I was Iron Man.

All of this was made much more amusing by the fact that I am wearing my Avengers shirt and she commented on it before taking my name.

[picklejars]

i am having a conversation in german with this crazy kid in my class.

he converted his name to german on facebook, so he's talking to me in german. 

i really don't understand how he knows how to type in german, especially since i know he doesn't take german classes... 

read the tags please.