Jul 27
Adrain getting so excited to fuck you he doesn’t even check which hole he’s lined up with before shoving in so he either misses entirely or tries to put it in your ass💔
oh noooooooooo 👀👀👀 not the ass 👀👀👀 god forbid 👀
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Adrain getting so excited to fuck you he doesn’t even check which hole he’s lined up with before shoving in so he either misses entirely or tries to put it in your ass💔
oh noooooooooo 👀👀👀 not the ass 👀👀👀 god forbid 👀
Idk if my other ask saying this sent bc my connection was spotty as fuck, so if it did you can ignore this but,,,
Alfred singing Andrew in Drag by The Magnetic Fields at karaoke! I think he’d sing it really well, bc it seems like it’d fit nicely into his range, also it’s silly to think abt. And the Reddit thread would go absolutely FERAL lmfao
- @canadain-goose
ANDREW IN DRAG MENTIONED HELL YEAH
"Crime: Leaving at least one empty can of your energy drink in my office."
Accuse my Muse of a crime. They can only respond with either 'Guilty' or 'Not Guilty'.
"Oh, crap. Did I do that? My bad, Kakuzu. I'll make sure to take it with me next time. Guess I'm guilty. Hm."
President of the Josh fan club has returned with a silly question this time. If Boss Emmet or Ingo told you to put on a cat maid dress would you? Or would you ask him to put it on themselves?
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me and my anger issues being so pissed I start crying and Barnes is just sitting there waiting for me to shut the fuck up.
Lmaooo him literally sitting there like “Are you done??🤨”
I feel ya on the anger issues tho I rarely cry. Lest I’m very very drunk👀😬
I know for a fact that he’d tease ya about it later.. but hey it’s all love babe!
Revali: Thanks again for agreeing to help me workshop my wedding vows.
Mipha: Of course, anything for a friend. Why don't you show me what you have so far?
Revali: Alright. "Link. I want you to know that I have begun to find your presence tolerable--"
Mipha: Okay stop.
Keefe: I'm not mean. Name one mean thing I’ve ever done. Fitz: When we were younger, you convinced me eggs weren't real. Keefe: They're not. Fitz: Haha, very funny. Keefe: I'm serious. Didn't you hear? Fitz: No... what happened? Keefe: ...Why would you fall for this again-
(from the generator lol)
FJKDSAJFDS
"What kind of neglectful stuffed animal owner do you think I am?"
HANNAH i think i’m losing my mind,,, was it you that wrote the thing where when u get mad at yoongi he turns up the ac so you get cold and cuddle him??
SJSJSJSJJS NO THAT WASN’T ME but I vaguely remember reading it I just don’t know who wrote it 😭