Revalink

I will go down with this ship Not exclusively Revalink, occasionally I’ll post stuff about the Champions. But mostly Revalink. My main is @gothic-soda

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Zelda: Mipha, I'm sad.

Mipha: *Holds out her arms for a hug* It’s going to be okay.

Revali: Link, I’m sad.

Link, nodding: mood.

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Revali: Look at me straight in the eyes and tell me the truth, Link!

Link: You can’t expect me to look into your eyes and be straight.

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Zelda: It’s funny how you and Revali are now dating. Didn’t he hate you at first?

Link: Revali hates everybody at first. It’s his way of reaching out to people.

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*Revali is telling a story*

Link: Wow, Revali, this story has everything! Action! Adventure! Romance!

Mipha, whispering to Link: Romance?

Link, whispering back: I have a crush on him.

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Daruk: *about Link and Revali* They make a cute couple, huh?

Urbosa: They certainly are standing next to each other.

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Mipha: Link, that’s disgusting. You’re only giving free stuff to beautiful people.

Revali: Yeah, you should be ashamed of yourself.

Link: Oh yeah? *gets really close to Revali* How about a muffin on the house baby?

Revali, giggling: I’m pretty.

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Link: Let’s watch Sharkboy and Lavagirl.

Revali: Okay.

Link: And make out during the scary parts.

Revali: Th-

Revali: The scary parts.

Revali: Of Sharkboy and Lavagirl.

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Urbosa: So you’re dating Link?

Revali: What? No! I’m just buying him an accessory since he has such terrible fashion sense!

Urbosa: That’s literally a wedding ring.

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Revali: You can have your blackmail file back, I don't need it anymore.

Link: These are just pictures of me in my normal clothes.

Revali: I know, painful right?

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Revali: Link and I are no longer friends.

Link: Revali, that is the WORST way to tell people we’re dating!

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Link: *about Revali* Look at that face! How can anyone spend all day with that face and not fall in love?

Urbosa: Well, at some point that face starts talking.

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Mipha, to Zelda: I love laying my head on your chest when you’re sleeping so I can hear you breathe :)

Revali, to Link: I recorded you snoring so you can hear how fucking loud you are and why I can’t sleep.

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Revali, learning how to pilot Vah Medoh: What happens if I press the accelerator and the brake at the same time?

Link: The Divine Beast takes a screenshot.

Zelda: Please pull over. I’m driving now.

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Revali: *sighs* There's no way that Link likes me back.

Zelda: Link would throw himself into a volcano for you.

Revali: Link would throw himself into a volcano for fun.

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Zelda: Welcome to Applebees, do you want the apples or the bees?

Revali: Bees?

Zelda: HE HAS SELECTED THE BEES!

Revali: Wait-

*Link approaches, shaking a jar of bees menacingly*

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Revali: Love is weakness and an evolutionary mistake.

Mipha: You are literally making a Valentine’s day card for Link.

Revali, pointing the hot glue gun towards Mipha: You’re on thin fucking ice.

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Mipha: I have a bad feeling about this...

Link: What do you mean?

Mipha: Don't you ever get that little voice in your head that tells you if you're going to get into trouble?

Link: No?

Revali: That actually explains so much.