#he's lame

[doesntlikemusicals]

he's a ten but . . . will he smoke with me? 🤔

♢      —        send  [ THEY’RE A 10 BUT … ]  and finish it in my muse’s inbox.

"yeah!" paul considers the ask for a moment before adding a caveat. "but only if it's not on a weeknight." another pause. "and only a little."

@perkysbud

[enviedear]

modern!anakin unironically loves instagram reels.

he was at least a year and a half late to berries and cream.

[mywitchcultblr]

Coryphaeus is lame lmao, do you know a wannabe god who is more powerful and scarier than that walking red lyrium giant lobster?

Mother fucking Dagoth Ur, a dwemer nobility who was drunk on the power flowing from a dead god's heart. Stepping into Dagoth Ur's lair where his cancerous and twisted followers dwelt will fill you with dread more than facing Coryphaeus face to face.

This guy was such a threat he could tear and twisted reality apart with Numidium ( Akulakhan ) if The Nerevarine didn't stop him...

Also, Dagoth Ur has a banger single

Cory? He only has samson

[shedontlovehuhself]

Hopefully Misha is on the flight so he can't post about Jared's birthday. And he'll probably forget when he gets off. So good for us.

[becomeshield-a]

jaune, at any given moment in his head: man i sure do love @becomestorm​.

[mahalzevran]

@situationnormal replied to your post: Garrus, Tali, Ashley!!!

I love it (esp. because I feel like Garrus would be terrible at fake dating)

I'm p sure the citadel dlc is proof of that :P

[tcyongs]

sewoon había tenido malas ideas a lo largo de su vida, pero, sin duda, ésta era la peor de todas. pues con los brazos cruzados tuvo que observar cómo el chico que tanto le gustaba era besado nuevamente, gracias al estúpido juego que había sugerido. “¡ya es suficiente!” exclamó cuando el beso se prolongó demasiado, mas no tardó en darse cuenta de su error al sentir las miradas sobre él. “quiero decir que... que ya es suficiente de esperar, ¿a qué hora llegará la pizza?” balbuceó, levantándose de su lugar, queriendo sólo desaparecer. “iré a llamar otra vez.” // @smileflowcr basado en “I suggested we play spin the bottle so i could kiss you, but now everyone else is kissing you except me :/”

[readywade]

Wade idly sipped at his coke, preferring to actually be home than out right now. But, his stomach had demanded some sort of food before he passed out from hunger. So, what was the best thing to feed himself after a few days of minimal food intake? Burgers. Now he was feeling a little sick after eating, but it was fine. “You think they’ll get in a proper arcade here? I mean, one with both the classics and the newer stuff? That would be awesome. Maybe I’d actually get some fresh air every once and a while. And food. Hey, you should come over and play with me. I’ve got literally anything you could think of.”