#he's not wrong.

[hepaidattention]

conrad: I'm grieving the upcoming death of my mother while also dealing with the impending doom of college and dealing with my parents divorcing and I have to keep it all in bc if I tell anyone it would make them as sad as me

belly: god con why are you so angry why do you hate me

conrad: ... what

also conrad: I can't think about anything but my mom right now yet suddenly belly is dating and now all I can do is be jealous and I don't want to be but fuck I love her and I don't have the capacity for this

belly: tell me you love me RIGHT NOW

conrad: ...

also conrad: I have to go be with my mom bc I'm grieving her death before it's happening, I'm literally watching her die in front of my eyes

belly: how could you break up with me

conrad: wait what

also conrad: you're it for me you're all I've ever wanted I will wait for you I will drive across states just to see you I would do anything for you we are infinity

belly months later: how was I supposed to know you cared so much. if I knew I would've actually tried

conrad: I thought you knew??? how could you not???

also conrad: I'm grieving my moms death, she was everything to me and a friend offered me comfort, I accepted it

belly: sooooo you hate me and you're an asshole

conrad: how???? how is this about you????

[messiahed]

hey, sandworms are just urbers that only fremen can use.

[bossbabyofficial]

possibly the funniest thing anyone will ever say to me is that it makes total sense that I might be autistic because no neurotypical person would aspire to be the Boss Baby Lore Keeper

[ziodynero-blog]

levitersora replied to your post: “Gals, guys, everyone in between,...

(“maybe a persona” ryuji–!

“Have you ever SEEN Arsene or Carmen? Ha...if only you did, then you’d realize what tastes I have and--”

Oh god, there he goes. Please, before Akira or Ann see. 

[ourfracturedcode]

   “I have so many problems, that my problems have problems.”

[p1styles]

[an-amalgamation-of-bros]

⚡ so why do you hate humans sansy? Is there any humans you like?

SEND “⚡️” AND A QUESTION AND MY MUSE WILL BE FORCED TO ANSWER HONESTLY

Sansy offers a look of irritation, and sighs. “Do you have to ask? Humans are fowl, killers.. at least that one is...” He huffed, referring to Frisk, and glanced away. “I...don’t know any other humans besides Leslie, and that weird one living with us. He...doesn’t seem too bad, but it’s only a matter of time til he tries to hurt one of us.” He hissed.