#he's so... ugh

[milkydeath]

bartender kyojuro

[brain-rot-central]

I have a theory that the only reason Astarion is okay with you being with Halsin is because Halsin would never try to claim you as his own. Astarion would still be your main lover.

I also have a theory that if you sleep with Mizora, he DOES get offended by it, but hides behind an air of curiosity only because he wants to know what drove you to seek out pleasure with another person aside from him. That way, he can be better for you in the future. So he can keep you. So that you won't leave him.

[mariamariquinha]

Tell you, guys: I’m too soft for Tenoch Huerta. I’m this 🤏 close to watch Narcos: Mexico because of him

[ladybuvelle]

@guiltfilledsheath: //Ah... That is fortunate, and now I have instant fear and regret for encouraging evil and chaos. 

// I mean... there’s a skin for that!

[yugysgf]

♡

[avid-idiot]

"Nah, i blocked him" how'd you see his story then, babes?

[cncobby]

sometimes i forget that joel is a virgin bc of his fuckboi antics but then he opens his mouth and then i remember he’s a big nerd