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i have two images in my head of colm trevelyan. the first is as depicted in a pro-Chantry poster or painting or even stained glass piece where his sunburst brand is radiating light, his face looks either compassionate or sad or thankful or grieving (there are SO many interpretations), and he's wreathed in flame like Andraste Herself because she Definitely Saved Him from the Fade and from Tranquility.
the second is him absolutely going f e r a l with Iron Bull. like, if anyone saw them Together™, it would just be Pure Smut. like, i haven't seen H3@ted R1v@lry but the VIBE i get is basically these two. they're going CRAZY on each other.
it is so funny and so crazy that my first Religious Inquisitor is also the Slutty One of the two.
All I need from you is C.A.S.H 🤣 #marriage #life #usa #usareels #animation
i think there's enough hot dogs now
Talking with friends about the cyclosporiasis outbreak in the US, specifically how Taco Bell has pulled almost every fresh produce item off their menu for the foreseeable future because of it, and got this gem:
"So Taco Bell is to the CDC what Waffle House is to the National Weather Service to gauge a crisis."
Silly Game Time: WRONG ANSWERS ONLY! Why is this month named July?
Once upon a time, in a kingdom far, far away, many, many years ago, there was a fuckwad named Ju. And he lied. A ton.
Like. It's literally what he was known for. He never spoke a single word of truth. Only lies.
One day, his ass died for some reason, and nobody really cared, because they all hated him. But surprise surprise, his parents were rich asf and made them name a month after him in his honor.
So to be a petty bitch, the guy making the month decided to just add his name to the word "lie" and change the spelling so no one figured it out.
And so was born the month July.
Silly Game Time: WEIRD GLADIATOR FIGHTS! A semi-professional baseball player armed with one bat and one ball, motivated by the promise of a chance in the big leagues. VS A professional and ruthless contract killer for the mafia with only a cheap suit and a pair of brass knuckles (motivated by a standard paycheck).
You've got $5 to wager on the winner (no split wagers). Place your bet!
Fuck it, I'm putting $6 on mafia man over there
He's gonna steal the other guy's bat and just knock him out easy
