#he's very persistent

[dobythealpaca]

Shhhh just give in, Edward.... touching your beard’s just too good to pass up, man-

Hahaha oh he has no idea

[capt-snoozles]

the easiest way to keep my nephew entertained is to sit on the couch and use my laptop and then just continue to move it out of his reach

[odekiisu]

To be fair, he might like his cats more than he likes you, after all… cats.

nah I mean the idea I’ve gotten from his drunken ramblings is that he likes me at least as much as he likes his cats

[lycantrophies-moved]

chris is begging me for sexy times to happen in the wedding fic

[idealisticrealism]

zooeyrush replied to your post: oh my god I just got booty-texted by a guy I met like 2 hours ago WHAT IS HAPPENING

text back to him that you would “love to have THE SEX with him” ^^ sorry for confusion if you haven’t watched that spn episode

haha I haven't, but trust me this guy is clearly pretty drunk so I could text pretty much anything and he would still be keen lol

[emilianadarling]

OMG, my friend Zach is over an he keeps asking to see my porn.

Zach: C'mooon!

Me: No.

Zach: Just send me the link --

Me: No.

Zach: Okay, how about just your tumblr?

Me: You can find my LJ from my tumblr. No.

Zach: It's Glee, right? I've seen Glee --

Me: You hate Glee.

Zach: ... all right, I hate Glee. Damnit, I just want to read --

Me: No, you'll make fun of me.

Zach: I won't!

Me: Can you honestly promise not to analyze my porn from a political perspective? Or read phrases of it out to me randomly during the day? Or tell me whether it's realistic or not?

Zach: ...

Me: I thought so.

Zach: Can't you just--?

Me: No.

[keeskiwi]

so this guy keeps calling my phone

and I know he has the wrong number because he started speaking to me in Spanish and I was like PANIC HANG UP because I figured he would get that he had the wrong number or something if I just...ignored his existence or something

but it's been about a week and a half and he's sort of

still trying to call my phone?

and I mean technically I know enough spanish to say "Hey I don't speak much spanish but I'm not the right person sorry?" and then he might, you know, stop

but I have phone anxiety ahaha and that is bad enough in english and he just called again and I sort of didn't answer even though I planned to do the above and tell him I wasn't the right person since I've gotten about ten calls from him since last week

also part of me is worried that I'll start speaking in Swedish instead which is definitely not improbable since while I was thinking about how to say what I needed to say in Spanish I kept translating to Swedish instead

though if I talked to him in Swedish that would probably be just as effective in proving that I am not the person he is looking for. So in theory I could just talk at him in Swedish until he left me alone ahaha

but still I just

WHAT IF HE KEEPS TRYING TO CALL ME FOREVER I keep getting voicemails in spanish and everything