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23 - he/him • multifandom sideblog • have also been known as milf-harrington • icon + header both drawn be me • #tusksup 🦣

[capt-snoozles]

milf is just a state of mind

kia ora, you can call me theo, eddie or stevie, welcome to my blog ♡

info:

i'm australian māori

i'm transmasc / queer and use he/him pronouns

i am an artist and a writer, and i have an ao3 account under capt_snoozles if you'd like to read my fanfiction

house rules:

dont be a dick in my inbox because i won't bother responding

i prefer that homophobes/transphobes, terfs, racists, MAPs and proshippers not interact directly with my blog

i try to keep things drama-free and fun on here, so don't drag me into anything please and thank you

i dont mind recieving those positive chainmail asks because i appreciate the thought and the gesture, but i have a thing about chainmail so please never attempt to pressure me into passing it on because it will make me uncomfortable in an annoyed way

main blog: @ahurumustdie

blog for my book: @nobodieshero-main

sideblog for non-specific original content: @writingwoe

not posting specific fandom content at the moment, just vibing between multiple interests <3

[fairycosmos]

apparently youre supposed to perform. they love it when you perform. but it has to be authentic. they hate it when it's not authentic. but you have to perform.

[jupiterianvampire]

yeahhh

[tasteslikehonnney]

absolutely hate that in "choices" mayor wilkins says "A dog's friendship is stronger than reason, stronger than its own sense of self-preservation" about buffy but faith is the dog.

he gives her treats (cookies, the knife) to make her do whatever he wants. he gives her orders like when he tells her to not put her feet on the desk. and at the end of the episode, when she hesitates in the room bc she wants to get her knife back, the knife he gave her, he calls her name like you would a dog who's not being very obedient.

and faith follows, like she's his good little dog.

and listen. i think she knows she should have stayed with buffy, hell she wants the scoobies to give her another chance! it's like so clear when willow does that whole speech (which i hated btw) abt faith being worthless, faith was hoping it would be a "we're still your friends! there's still time!" speech.

but the mayor's giving her the love no one ever has. she was abused by her mother and possibly ever other adult in her life. her watcher, the only person who did care for her, was brutally murdered in front of her. she was on the run across america from one of the most powerful vamps in the world for months as a teenager. even buffy, the only person in sunnydale to give her the time of day, is still very reticent in sharing her friends and her life with faith.

idk where i'm going with this and i'm sure there's ppl out there who are smarter than me and have said it better but like. faith is the dog. she's been kicked and abused her whole life. but now here comes a guy who seems to really care for her, who treats her well, who gives her shelter and food and gifts in exchange for what, a few (violent) errands here and there? doesn't matter that it's gonna ultimately put faith in a coma for months. doesn't matter that she is in wilkins' hands as much of a pawn as she is in the council's. she's gonna help him bc "a dog's friendship is stronger than its own self-preservation."

also, the mayor's dog was an irish setter. faith is of irish descent (lehane). a setter is a hunting dog. yeah.

[mtridactyla]

mutuals. do any of you have the really long photo of qui gon jinn that says "is this guy bothering you queen" i need it

[mtridactyla]

like specifically his lightsaber is long not qui gon himself

[mtridactyla]

please

[mtridactyla]

PLEASE

[mtridactyla]

I FOUND HIM!!!

[c0nnverse]

[literallyelrond]

I think that banana bread is a very hobbit-like food. I could imagine Bilbo having a slice with his tea. The thing is I cannot for the life of me imagine a fucking banana in Middle-Earth. They don’t belong there. Solution: banana bread just spawns in the Shire and no one fucking knows where it comes from

[susiehunsecker-remade]

this is one of my favourite posts of all time

[revvethasmythh]

and i had to wonder.......was it even possible for fictional characters to be friends and coworkers with each other? or could we only exist in a world where all dynamics are processed through the lens of the nuclear family?

[elskay-deactivated20200804]

[ugliestgirlonearth]

 #how authoritative of you captain tightpants

[oscarmeowstri]

and it always comes back to this

[mont-ventoux]

people who don’t watch sports are seriously missing out. You could all be so much angrier

[lavenderprose]

I love how some fics are called shit like "They Only Shoot The Birds Who Cannot Sing" and it's like the most insane porn you're ever read and then some fics are called Spit On Me and it's 18,000 words of the most achingly id-scratching prose you've ever read and they're both. They're both so fucking good. thank God for fanfiction.

[capt-snoozles]

more zukka art to come i stg i am just. eepy.

[demonius-darkblade]

hate how they forced bugs bunny into anti-weed propaganda in the 90s, as if bugs bunny wouldn’t love smoking weed 

[clayboy2000-deactivated20210427]

To be perfectly fair, bugs bunny would also love taking money for starring in anti-weed propaganda and then using said money to buy weed

[violencevoyager-deactivated2022]

bugs bunny is not real 

[zvaigzdelasas]

[xylophonicsynapse]

[sncrlynwtms]

fandom etiquette as a whole died when people who didn’t grow up on fandoms became stans during lockdown, yes, but why am i seeing people openly mocking fics on twitter. why am i seeing screenshots of fics with captions like “bro what is this 😭.” why am i seeing people mock fic writers for not knowing how sports or theater or college or any other organization operates in the real world.

“college is absolutely nothing like this” “why are we writing four people on the team scoring a hat trick in one game” “so tech work is nothing like this, hope that helps!”

if you don’t like a fic, and if you can’t suspend your belief enough to enjoy a fic that exaggerates or ignores real-world orgs, you don’t have to read it. you don’t have to screenshot it and put it on blast for twitter. you don’t have to post a link to it in the replies. the back button is literally there on your phone. it’s not giving baby’s first fandom anymore, it’s giving entitled asshole and it isn’t as cute as you think it is.

[and-fishing-equipment]

sorry but someone assuming you have "left a fandom" when you don't post about it a lot anymore feels like bilbo coming home to the sackville bagginses having him presumed dead and selling all his stuff. girl i was just on a little quest????

[3cosmicfrogs]

i love finding something new i enjoy and then going to the tumblr tags to see the state of the fandom and immediately knowing this is Not For Me. peace and love but we clearly operate on different levels

[narrativelysignificantturtleduck]

i'm not the first person to say this probably but the appeal of zukka is not that sokka is the perfect person to heal tortured angsty boy zuko, if anything former tortured angsty boy zuko who's working on being better might be the perfect person to help high-strung perfectionist sokka learn to be easier on himself. which is literally their canon dynamic