Nov 5, 2019
...the brain crack this month is real...
Thomas: You know, when I was younger I always imagined I’d find a baby unicorn in the woods some place and we could grow up together. Then once I got old enough, I imagined actually raising it myself.
O’Brien: Then you realized unicorns aren’t real?
Thomas: Yeah....unlike dragons.
O’Brien: Dragons? Those aren’t-
Thomas: *holds up dragon hatchling he found* What do you think I should name it?
O’Brien: GOOD GOD PUT THAT THING BACK WHERE YOU FOUND IT BEFORE THE MOTHER COMES AND DEVOURS US ALL!
